I'm not mental

Help her you idiot!

Alan's POV

So our guardians were gone for the week, and yet I cannot fucking be with my best friend in her room because her brother is too protective.

Come on man, I've known her for ten years, you still don't trust me?! Like god dammit!

"A water park?" Eli grimaced, cringing, "Well yea, it's great to start our week!" She giggled as I see everyone already in their swimsuits. I however don't have one and never will. "Alan, you don't have one?" Dale asked as I nodded slowly.

After a while, I finally put on his swimsuit, it was kind of tight but I'm ok with it. So we all went to the water park and well, had a lot of fun obviously!

Of course Sally always gets Eli wet, I push Lana into the pools and slides while Dale and Toby fight like children to go first in line, which makes me chuckle.

We get back home trying not to get the carpet floor wet, although, we failed epicly.

"Sally Wallyyyyy!" Lana whined pulling her arm, Sally just giggled and went to the bathroom with her pulling Toby in. "We never used your bathrooms have we?" Eli asked as Dale nodded.

We walk into the bathroom, to find out that IT IS HUGE ALL BALLS! I was left jaw dropped, Eli took off his glasses and cleaned them with his towel.
"This looks like a hotel bathroom.." I muttered as Dale laughed.

"Imagine the girls, it's bigger!" He stated as Eli just got inside the bathtub, "AAAAAAAH, I LOVE IT!" He exclaimed waving his hand like a girl.

Dale and I just stared at him, "Eli, are you..?" I trailed off as Eli blushed crimson red looking to Dale's direction.
My eyes widened, pointing to Dale then at him just stuttering.

Dale just stood there, his cheeks red, the blushing was even reaching to his ears! I'd say it's adorable but my god it is!

"Eliot, I.." Dale stayed silent, Eli just sitting there embarrassed. And I right there like a third wheel. "Dale, I am s-so...I just.." Eli just covered his face screaming.

And now this makes me wonder what the girls are even doing.

Toby's POV

I was so amazed at the size of this bathroom, I swear, even Sally just began kissing the walls!

"Lana are you rich?!" Sally shouted as Sally nodded taking off her swimsuit, I looked away biting my lip, "Damn!" I said as Lana rolled her eyes.

"I know I'm pretty but I'm not that pretty!"' I laughed with her as Sally turned on the water for the biggest tub in the bathroom ever.

"Wait, I think I left my shampoo in my room, brb!" Lana said walking out with a towel on. I look at Sally with a concerned face. "What?" She asked.

"Do you think she's coping with it?" I reply as she sighed, "Lana is Lana, she's gonna get through it." I was surprised Sally said something that's not so childish sounding.

And that's when it dawned onto me, "Wait, does she even know?!" Sally covered her mouth with one hand as I held my hair exhaling sharply.

"Oh fuck, she doesn't know." Sally muttered, "Don't know what?" Lana asked as she got into the tub causing me and Sally to scream like crazy.

"Uuuuh, what sex is?!" I blurted out as Sally facepalmed, "Of course I do!" Lana smiled. "In fact I'll tell you!" She added.

"Oooohohooooh no." I said resting against the tub, "So when a man loves a woman." Lana began as Sally drowned herself slowly. "And a man loves a man." I rubbed my face groaning, "And a woman loves a woman." I could see bubbles coming from where Sally was, I immediately had the urge to pull her up.

"They get sex toys and fuck the shit out of each other in the weirdest ways on earth." I had now joined Sally as Lana finished. Sally was just there with her eyes closed, looked like she was meditating. Lana pulled me out and this looks of stress.

"Why does Sally have her eyes closed?" She asked with a squeak. "She's mediating?" I shrug as I pull her out, she was numb. Lana was screaming as a banshee.

"Oh my fuck, Lana get the boys!" I yelled trying to get some pressure on Sally's chest. I then hear footsteps.

"Did Sally drown?!" Eli shouted as I looked at him, eyes twitching. "What do you think?!" Alan rolled his eyes and shoved Dale towards me putting Eli behind his back.

"What, why me?!" Dale asked as Lana whacked his head with a book, "Just help you idiot!" She screeched as Dale kneeled besides Sally as I backed away.

Dale just checked for a pulse, obviously there wasn't one so he held Sally's mouth open and gave her CPR.

I wanted to wiggle my eyebrows but I couldn't, but I did see Eli take a picture of the two. "Is she breathing?!" Lana just kept getting worse every time Sally didn't wake up after Dale checks for a pulse.

After a while, Sally finally coughed up water and sat up, Dale hugged her tightly sounding like if he were crying.
We all just stayed there confused as Alan covered his mouth, "This has happened before." I sighed as Sally slowly hugged Dale back.

"What happened last time?" Eli asked softly.

10 years earlier...

"C'mon Sal!" Dale said tugging onto her arm, "Nooooo!" Sally whined as Dale kept tugging until they both fell into the pool.

As Dale swam up from the pool, giggling, he then began to search for Sally, she was no where to be found.

After six minutes, he saw a body floating in the pool, he called out for his Dad and he came in running.
They had to rush to the hospital cause they didn't know what to do, they just panicked. As soon they arrived, the doctors took Sally away, now struggling to give her CPR since she had swallowed a massive amount of the pool water.

Back to the present...

"And Sally stayed in the hospital for almost a month since she still had some water inside her, which is why Sally can never run for a long time or she'll pass out and feel like she's drowning." Alan finished as Dale wiped his eyes, ignoring the fact that Sally was almost naked, she got inside the tub with her underwear.

"Victoria's secret, hm?" I smirked as Dale finally noticed and fell in his puddle of blood, the rest of us laughed as Sally shook Dale holding in her laughter.

"Dale cakes, you've seen me naked before!" She shouted, all of us were with wide eyes and jaw dropped.

Dale sat up looking at Sally with a "WOMAN, THAT'S A SECRET!" type of face. We all just ended up laughing at each other's secrets.

But then I look at Alan and he's never said his secret, I wonder what it is..