Highest ranking - #1 in Humor (24/12/2017)
She is fire, he is an extinguisher. Both of them together personify craziness.
Its a story of two best friends who are together since childhood and support each other in everything they do.
What will hap...
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[Note: Manik and Nandu were classmates since childhood. Rest all were in different schools. They became friends, through their parents. They meet at parties mostly so, never saw Nandu in traditional that too, in college.]
Nandu: hello guys. And Cabir, chairs par glue laga hai kya that you are sitting on the floor.
Cabir: aap ho kaun and how do you know me?
Nandu: Cabir subah subah pee rakhi hai kya and how without me?
Cabir : baat to tum hamari Nandu ki tarah hi kar rahi ho? But who are you? Kahi kumbh mele mein uski bichdi hui behen tho nahi ho?
Manik : Cabir yeh apni hi Nandu hai yaar.
Cabir: oh god. Mere aankh kharab ho gaye? Someone, please pinch me.
Seeing the opportunity, Nandu pinches him hard.
Cabir : ouch. Tu hi meri Nandu hain. Aaj koi fancy dress competition hai kya? Tu sati savitri ban kar aagayi?
Nandu : because mera man kiya.
Nandu gets involved in talking with girls. Cabir notices that Manik is unusually silent. So he whispers
Cabir: Manik kya hua? Why are you so silent.
Manik: I am thinking about the possibilities. Jab bhi Nandu traditional pehanti hai, iske dimag mein pura McDonald's pakta hai.
Cabir: We can't stop her na.
Manik sees the watch and realizes that second class is about to start. So he asks everyone to rush but Nandu comes at her own pace.
Finally, they reach the class but finds Mr. Hitler, the Maths professor inside.
Prof.: Arey aagaye aap log? Stay out of my class. You are 2 minutes and 37 seconds late.
Nandu: Sir we are on time.
Prof.: Girl, stop arguing with me.
Nandu: Sir, I am not arguing. Let me explain. Aap hamse jaldi class pahunch gaye. Matlab aapka time hamse jaldi hai. Relative to you, we came after you. Matlab aapka frame of reference and hamara frame of reference are both different. So, according to the theory of relativity, you can't compare things in our frame of reference with yours.
Cabir :(whispers) bhai, tujhe kuch samajh aaya?
Manik :(whispers) Nil bro.
Abhi : (whispers) Guys, I have a doubt.
Cabir :(whispers) bhai ruk tu. Mere sar se upar ja raha hai sab.
Prof.(to Nandu): what the hell are you talking?
Nandu : Sir aapko samaj nahi aaya. Mujhe laga aapko pehle se hi pata hoga. Let me make it clear to you. Theory of relativity...
Before she could continue further, professor cuts her in between,
