The Teenage Life

I can't deal

OMFG today was crazier than a squirell I'm a peanut factory!! OMFF ok do much on my mind that have to do with yesterday too.. So let's see um first period, nothing , 2nd we took a stupid test.. 4th I was hungry as fuck tellin my friends about a YouTube video I saw about a mama elephant giving birth and kicking her dead baby across a long distance 😭 anyways.. At lunch nothing happened but EVERYTHING

happened at once in 6th period.. It was like so much sexual ness .. Anyways here we go

So this is student council and the bæ and his friends went to go help Mr. Bald and I'm just gonna tell you everything that happened .. It was me, shaquanna, phoebe and Joseph..

Me: *singing along to Michael jackson*

Shaquanna: *does the same*

Krissy: *works on a card; everyone had to do one*

Joseph: *twerks by me* 😏

Me: *pushes away* "STOP!" 😑

Blah blah blah he continues to do that. After a whole it got boring and we went to go by the bæ an everything and this happened .

Krissy: "Haven't you noticed that Joseph's arm is very long?"

Me: "He's just long"

(Think about it, take a second .. DING)

Krissy: *laughs* 😳 "ooooh Bonquisha , he's long? I'm gonna go tell him that!" 😂

Me: "omfg 😂 I'm coming too"

{both go across the room to where he is}

Joseph: *talking sittin on desk*

Krissy: "Oh my gosh Joseph, so I was saying how your arm was long was right and Bonquisha was all like, he's just long 😂"

Joseph: 😏😂😁*smiles and laughs; sinks into the seat* "Wow you're dirty"

Me: "I didn't mean it like that 😂"

So yeah it started there but let me go to the part where I will never look at him the same , he's my play brother but I'm thinking different.. Krissy is sitting in front of me, and Joseph is sitting on my right side.. We had the job of organizing everything and blah blah blah

Krissy: "you're the one who said you're gonna have 3 kids at 21 so.."

Me: "ummmm.. Actually it's 2"

Joseph: "I don't think you're ready for that"

Krissy: "look Joseph, she doesn't want your D, I'd know if she does, she has a face"

Me: "I have a face? WHAT FACE IS THAT?!?!"

Krissy: "That face you make when you see Robin thicke"

Me: "OMFG YAASS bītčh YAASSS" ❤️😍💋✨

Joseph: "She's not ready, she won't be able to handle that.. I'd tear her up"

Krissy: 😳"..."

Me: 😱😳"."

Krissy: "You can't do that, she's your sister"

Joseph: "she's not my sister you're my sister"

Krissy: "yeah but we're related so she is"

Me: "step sister"

Joseph: "that doesn't count, she's not blood"

Krissy: "So what you're saying is, you'd do her?"

Joseph: "yep"

Krissy: "SOOO.. You like her?"

Joseph: "fuck no"

Me: 😑 (the fuck wasn't necessary)

Krissy: "wow ok, so you'd do her but you don't like her.. Ok"

Joseph: 😏

Me: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😶😶😶😶

That was so awkward but I just whatever, brushed it off.. But it kinda continued..

Joseph: "you aren't ready, ad I have a condom in my wallet"

[knows he has a wallet , tries to change subject]

Me: "What wallet?"

Joseph: * digs in pocket, pulls wallet out* "I don't have a wallet...?"

Me: "..." (Ignores)

Joseph: *taps me with the wallet on my thighs like bah bah bah bah*

Me: "..." *looks at him 😐 ; ignores*

Joseph: *puts wallet back in pocket; taps my thigh with his hand now..*

Me: "Stop touching me"

Joseph: 😏 " touching what"

Me: "STOP TOUCHING MY THIGH" (in a playful not mean voice)

Then another thing happens..

The bæ is by Joseph but I'm just like Whateves.. Anyways this happens..

Me: *drops little paper through desk* "excuse me I'm trying to get something" ( I had to lean his way and his legs were open so yeah..) *leans to get paper*

Joseph: " Whatcu tryna get?" 😏

Me: 😑 "shut up, a paper"

Joseph: "you should have said that" 😂

Me: (for what) "You're stupid"

SO YEAH it was awkward after that.. Shaquanna missed VERYTHING !

Then this happened after school

Mom: "you might have to catch the bus to Riverhood"

Me: 😑 (ONFG this is so dumb)

Mom: "I'm late getting up now, so you need a way to get there"

Me: "I'm not taking a bus and you're so slow in the morning"

Blah blah blah

Me: "I want my bike fixed so I can just ride it and be done, go my own way"

Mom: "that's a good Idea! Just tie it up"

Me: "yeah I already know the way to home goods so.."

After our meaningless stroll , we got Taco Bell, I go 2 taco supremes and who knows wtf she got

Mom: "dang, you ate both of those tacos??"

Me: "ugh yeah!"

Mom: "oh"

Me: "I should have ate my super mex for breakfast"

Mom: "yeah.. It was in the microwave 👀"

Me: "so I can go eat it?!?!"

Mom: "it was all nasty and it didn't look right"

Me: 😑 "so you threw it away!"

Mom: "yeah, it looked nasty"

Me: 💀 "it would have tasted good warmed up" *drabs self out the car about to die , no supermex*

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It's weird how Isaiah asked me about sucking dick yesterday and now Joseph openly saying he wants to nail me.. Wow .. Ok then

Lol I love y'all, I forgot to say hi because I had to get this off my mind lol I love y'all so much, comment, vote and do all that chizz, thank you!

Stay Fierce 🐯

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Song of the day: All the time ( fuck you all the time) look it up 😂 goes with today