The Teenage Life

May 13,2014

Virginity? LOL He lost that shit..

Hey y'all, how are you? I love you 💋 hugs and kisses to the fam , so yeah.. Today was block schedule 2,4,6 and as usual I only have bæ 6th period so 😩

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❤️PERIOD 2

So this is science, I fell asleep the last 20 minutes or so and I was like fuck it, I have an A+ , I ain't doin jack 😂 BUT OMFG Mr.Soup was wearing shorts for the first time ever 😍 damn , it was extra hot I'm THAT class

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💛PERIOD 4

Nobody gives a fuck about this class. I was late on some assignment, someone took my seat 😔 I was pissed the fuck off because she know DAMN WELL SHE DONT SIT THERE WHEN WE HAVE CLASSWORK.! Fuck

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💚PERIOD 6

Well today was had to take the tape off the walls and yeah, before this.. It was me, shaquanna, Joseph and Krissy.. So he was on his phone and this happened 😂

Joseph: *looking other direction*

Krissy: *talks about his case; starts guessing pass codes* "Penis and Dick , Dick, Penis, vagina"

Me: "Krissy! He's not gay 😂"

Joseph: "yeah I'm not gay" *puts pass code in*

Me: *low whisper* "Go to his pictures! Go to his pictures!"

Krissy: *scrolling* "I am! .. Oo Josiah you have an Instagram?! *clicks on app*

Joseph: "No, stop" *reaches for phone*

Krissy: "Noooo.. Joseph, let me see!"

Both: *fighting for phone*

Ms.Starla: "Joseph, put your phone away"

Me: "Josiah let me see your pics" *reaches*

Joseph: *sitting; puts phone in between his legs*

Me: *trying to get it; leaning on top of him; gives up; walks out with Krissy and him*

Krissy: "You know, it's ok if you have dick pics on there, I've seen plenty of them"

Joseph: "yeah, ok"

Me: "Yeah me too, on kik"

Joseph: *walks back* "look I have nothing" *scrolling fast*

Krissy and I: *looking at phone*

Me: "Stop scrolling so fast!" *still looking ; phone slows down*

Krissy and I: "OOOO" 😂

Joseph: "what?!? You didn't see anything"

Krissy: "There was a shirtless pic In there"

Me: 😂

Krissy: "Just show us before I tell Melanny that you take pictures.. Of your self.. In the mirror.. With no shirt on"

Joseph: *walking back to class; Devon is in hallway; they dap each other, he starts to tag along*

Joseph: "They tryna see my dick pics bro"

Another Guy: "ooh"

Joseph: "Who is this to?"

Another guy: *hands paper* "to 501"

Joseph: *gets paper* "I can take this" *walks across way, Devon is there*

Devon: *turns around* "No black people allowed" *closing door*

Me: 😑😂 -You're fucking stupid, you're black too- *opens door with one hand

Us: *fightin to close the door and open it*

Devon: "Damn, she strong with one hand" *struggling*

Krissy: "Oh my gosh let her in!" *pushes door open*

Devon: "Man, white people be like wooo" *enters girls bathroom*

Me and Krissy: 😂😂😂 "He just went into the girls bathroom"

Devon : *walks out* "Aha"

All: *walk to 501; wait*

Devon: " WOO, IT WAS HOT SO I TOOK MY SHIRT OFF"

All: *walking down the hallway; towards the room*

Devin: "Bro, you have I see this guy , he got a tight ass"

Joseph: "wtf"

Devin: "no but I'm serious look" *shows everyone but me*

Krissy: "Wait, show Alex"

Me: *looks* " wow ok"

Devon: "it look good huh"

Krissy: "Nooo it looks painful"

Devon: "I can do that to you Alex" 😏

Me: -go ahead , you're fooooine as hell 😍- "umm.. Ok 😂"

Me and Krissy: *walk in classroom* "Wow shaquanna you should have been there"

Krissy: "did we get all the tape? We still have to get it"

We: *exits room*

Devon: *puts hand in my backpack*

Me: 👀 "What are you doing"

Devon: *keeps walking*

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Blah blah blah we got the tape off; movie was put on; Kathy was talking about us; we got otter pops.. This happens

Joseph: "come here Krissy I gotta tell you something"

Me: -nope, you're not saying anything dirty about me- *gets up*

Krissy: *goes to him also*

Joseph: 😑 *playing on his phone* "..."

Me: "What game is that?"

Joesph: *continues playing* "..." *killing fish*

Me: "Hey Shaquanna, Joseph's playing a game you'll like, instead of killing people he's killing fish!"

Shaquanna: *does her signature laugh* 😂

So yeah he lost his "toothbrush" on Saturday , and we were just having that convo 👌 GOOD JOB, IM SO PROUD.. I wanna loose mine at a party, anyways.. Yes and then the bæ tried to imitate us

Jerome: "Can I imitate you guys?"

Me: "Don't yell"

Jerome: "Oh my gosh no stop just stop"

Me: "Is that Kim ?" 😂

Shaquanna: "I think that's you"

Me: "ummmmm no"

Shaquanna: "shut upp"

Jerome: "Omygosh yaaaaasss"

Me: "That's you! 😂"

Shaquanna: "YAASSS"

Jerome: "you guys pretend to be me"

Me and shaquanna: "WHERES THE WINDEX" *run to different directions*

Shaquanna: *gets windex*

Me: *gets paper towels*

Shaquanna: *sprays*

Me: "Oh my gosh Kim, move the blocks"

Blah blah blah we went in the computer lab I saw Isaiah 😍✨ and yeah

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