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Hey you guys, this update is going to be very good ok? So yeah, how's your day going? Some of y'all are out of school 👊 but hey I have tomorrow off for memorials day.. Woo..

So yeah , Isaiah and I went to this park by ourselves and it was really fun 😭 this happens .. He asked of we could

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Me: *laying on blanket sideways, hand on head leaning up*

Isaiah: *laying on me making a t shape; head on my stomach talking* "ugh" *lays on my butt*

Me: "Oww Isaiah don't do that , my hurt hurts"

Isaiah: *looks at me* "That's just an excuse for me not to lay on you"

Me: "No just get a pillow" -why does my butt hurt so bad? It was like really firm-

Isaiah: *Grabs pillow; lays on butt* "There is that better?"

Me: "Yeah because your heavy ass head isn't on it!"

Isaiah: *throws pillow at me*

Me: *catches*

Isaiah: *moves towards me, now laying on my chest, hair in my face*

Me: "Your hair is soft" *strokes forward*

Isaiah: *looks at me* 😏

Me: "What?" *continues playing with hair*

Isaiah: "This is what you call a Man Crush Monday"

Me: -what-

Buzz buzz buzz

Me: *wakes up* -WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FACETIMING ME RIGHT NOW?!?!-

Jake: "You better be up"

Me: *stares into his soul; hang up* "..."

-NO NO NO THIS CANT HAPPEN NO, ok what was happening please please dream again PLEASE OMFG it's gonna go noooooooooo wtf why 😦 you had to FaceTime me!! *throws phone on floor*

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Ok you guys don't know how pissed off I was. I NEVER EVER sleep with my phone.. The one time I do.. Someone facetimed me.. In the good part of a dream like wtf.. When I woke up again I was so distraught.. I just came back in my room to write this but he texted me .. You better be up by 12 and I'm just like YOU INTERUPPTED MY CUDDLING DREAM, AT THE GOOD PART.. And he sent 4 laughing emojis.. This isn't a fucking game you hoe..

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So yeah, it was tragic.. I died but I love you guys, thanks for reading.. That dream needs to continue or I'm murdering this whole universe 😈

Stay Fierce🐯

💖

-anonymous

Song of The Day: Stupid Hoe- Nicki Minaj

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