The Teenage Life

I'm addicted to Boys

I need an intervention LOL HAH even if there was an intervention for me, I wouldn't go! Da fuq 😂 anyways hello my lovelies and my . Handsomes, how are y'all? That's fantastic 👌 so let's just start with this..

Well block schedule is over and now I actually have to do homework 😭 DA FUQ BRUH.. And now , im gonna talk about every class I guess.

❤️1st PERIOD

Well I was late again for the millionth time and I made my mom come in and talk to Ms.Whiskey. Blah blah blah please of allegiance (today was a 2:18 day; forgot to tell mom)

💛2ND PERIOD

I like Mr.Cowbell and all, but he gives out too much work , like chill down.. We aren't supposed to have this much work.. This is why I don't wanna go to open house because he has our projects on display and they're worth too many points and the A+ is slowly creeping up to me and I'm mad 😒

💚3RD PERIOD

Man fuck everybody in that class.. Except Tony, and Clarissa and Anna 👌 Essay due next Tuesday.. About to die still .. This whole week so far there was a sub but I think he might come back.. I HATE SCHOOL, you have no idea how much.. Like id rather sneeze every 5 minutes for the rest of my life.. Even while I'm sleeping.. Like no joke

💙4TH PERIOD

EH.. we did the same thing a usual.. He does attendance, he writes down notes, when he's not looking I move behind Anna then we get CLASSWORK .. And fuck the homework tho..

💜5TH PERIOD

Ayye it was fun today in PE and this happened 😂

Me: *sits on number*

Isaiah: *coming; looks at me; sits halfway off his number towards me* 😏 "Asia has a nice booty"

Me: -wow ok, you're gonna be weird now- "What'd you say?" 😂

Isaiah: *stupid laugh* "Aheh nothing"

Me: *sits completely* ok..

(Moments later)

Isaiah: "Do you ever fart on your focndjdjcisbhorn" 😂 *dying of laughter*

Me: "what? 😂 what'd you just say??!"

Isaiah: "I said do you 😂 fart on your foot to get horny"

Me: *bursts out laughing* "wtf no" 😂

Krissy: *looks concerned; looking our direction*

Isaiah: "You probably do"

Me: "ummm how are you even gonna do that?" *tries to put foot under butt* "nope not doin it"

Isaiah: "it's not hard, you just go like this" *puts foot under butt*

Me: "Then you must do it"

Isaiah: "Tanya.. TANYA"

Tanya: "hmm?"

Isaiah and I: *laughing* 😂

Me: "He's gonna ask a stupid question"

Tanya: "ok then Isaiah don't ask it"

Isaiah: "Do you fart on your foot to get horny?"

Me: 😂

Tanya: "... You're up there" *points to head*

Isaiah and I: *both laughing*

Isaiah: "I bet you Krissy does*

Both: *look at krissy*

(Of course she's already looking so she saw us)

Me: *laughing* "No she does not, only you" 😂

Krissy: "wait what"

Isaiah: "She does"

Krissy: *scoots closer* "HUH?"

Isaiah: "Do you fart on your foot to get horny?"

Krissy: "no... Why would I do that"

Tanya: "euuugh that'd be nasty"

Isaiah: "It has to be a big one, not a small on, it has to be like *makes big fart noise*

Me: "um.. Ok" 😂

Tanya: "Isaiah.. You're up there" *points at head*

Me: "Wow you're weird" 😂

Isaiah: "I know, I'm extreme"

Me: "You are extreme"

Isaiah: "Do you ever pee on your leg?"

Me: "No.. When I was little" 😂

Tanya: "NO.. I pee in the toilet"

Isaiah: "I pee on my leg *sucks on knee* Mmm, that's the exact spot too"

Tanya: "That's gross"

Me: "You're nasty" 😂

Isaiah: "Do you drink your own pee, for protein?"

Me: "no wtf"

Tanya: "it's waste so why would you drink it? It's supposed to go out the body"

Isaiah: "it taste like apple juice"

Me: "Apple juice isn't salty"

Krissy: "whoa Asia, how do you know it's salty"

Me: -whatever- 😒 "..." *ignores*

(Time to get up)

Isaiah: "I'm so awesome, I'd have to be the awesomest person you've ever met"

Me: "Sure" *gets up* 😂

Tanya: "keep thinking that"

(Running our warm up lap)

Me: "Come on Banana run like someone is chasing you"

Isaiah: *makes weird creepy noise; getting close*

Me: "eww 😂" *runs faster*

(People slow down; Isaiah comes)

Isaiah: *makes that weird noise* "boop" *touches my butt*

Me: "stooooooop"

Isaiah: *touches Krissy's butt* "Isaiah stop" *butt was covered tho*

Blah blah blah played softball; go to sit back down

Me: *accidentally standing close to Isaiah's number*

Isaiah: *touches my butt*

Me: *turn around* 😮

Isaiah: "Oh I'm sorry Bonquisha , that was on accident"

Me: "yeah ok"

🍍LUNCH

Yeah yeah aye, walked around blah blah

💗6TH PERIOD

not ever worth talking about, he's being a dickhead right now so..

💍7TH PERIOD

EWW SEBASTIAN blah

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All these boys tho 😍 lol well I met this new guy on kik and his name is Travis and he likes me but ya know.. I'll talk about him tomorrow.. Or nah? Lol I love y'all so much, please vote and keep reading please and thank you!

Stay Fierce 🐯

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-anonymous

Song of the Day: All the time- Jeremiah something 😭