Khaos Ensues! The Gods arrive in Hell?!

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please send help I am kidnapped. call this number to send help: 1-800-imnotafraidtocallchildprotectiveservices

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Enjoy!

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(y/n): What did you do this time?

Issei Nothing!

The two stood at the door of Sirzechs' castle.

(y/n): Then why were we called? We had to have done something. I know I didn't do anything, so you must've screwed up somehow.

Issei: That's not fair! 

(y/n): It's pretty fair. You're always starting stuff.

Issei: Oh, what's that supposed to mean?

(y/n): Nothing. So... Who's gonna knock?

Issei: Not me.

(y/n): Not me either.

Issei: Screw you! I don't wanna do it!

(y/n): *sigh* Let's play rock, paper, scissors for it.

Issei: What are you in? The first grade?

(y/n): Shut it. Ready?

Issei: Ready.

(y/n): Rock...

Issei: Rock...

(y/n): Paper...

Issei: Paper...

(y/n): Scissors...

Issei: Scissors.

(y/n): Shoot!

Issei: Shoot!

(y/n): Damn it!

Issei: Yes!

(y/n) had thrown down paper, while Issei threw down scissors.

(y/n): Fine...

(y/n) knocked on the door. After a while, Grayfia opened the door, welcoming them in.

Grayfia: Hello, you two. Sirzechs is expecting you two.

Issei and (y/n) walked into Sirzechs' throne room with him waiting there on his "throne" (is it really a throne?)

Red-Haired Siracha Cunt: Hello you two.

(y/n): Hey.

Issei: How's it hanging.

Sirzechs: Hm. I heard you two engaged Kokabeil in battle.

Issei: Yeah. (y/n) did most of the work though.

(y/n): Not really. I only fought him once on my own. My Fusion with Xenovia doesn't count. You did most of the heavy lifting. Tracking Valper and Freed, which led to Kokabeil. Helping put up that barrier and buying me some time to fight and fuse.

Issei: Point taken.

Sirzechs: Regardless of who did most of the work, both of you fought bravely for in defense of your Peerage. And for that, I'd like to reward you by promoting you to High-Ranking Devils.

(y/n): Hey. That's pretty good.

Issei: That's great!

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Rias: High-Ranking Devil, huh? Wow!

Akeno: Congrats!

Issei: Hey, it's no biggie.

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