Koneko, Be Ruthless! (y/n) Strikes a Deal with Cell?

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I do NOT own Highschool Dxd or ANY part of the Dragon Ball Franchise.

With that out of the way, enjoy!

Wait. Here's something that will blow your mind:

J.R.R. Tolkien died in 1973.

Reverse that number, and you get 3791

3 rings for the elves. 7 for the dwarves in their halls of stone. 9 for mortal men, doomed to die. 1 ring to rule them all, and in darkness bind them.

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

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(y/n): Yajirobee! Mr. Popo! Korin-sama! Kami-sama! I'm back!

4 figures emerged from the golden and white building that sat in the center of the lookout. Rias and the others were, understandably, suprised, when a katana wielding man, all black man, cat, and green man exited the building and approached them.

Rias: (y/n). Who are these guys?

(y/n): My friends? Asia! I want you to meet someone!

(y/n) and Asia approached the white cat.

(y/n): This is Korin-sama! He's the guy who grows Senzu Beans!

Asia: A cat grows these things?

Korin: You bet!

Asia: It-It spoke! How can it do that?

Korin: How can you speak? Geez, (y/n)! Some company you've brought home.

(y/n): Oh, don't be so harsh Korin-sama! These are my friends!

Kami: So you actually made friends? I'm proud!

Mr. Popo: Better than wandering around the world like some delinquent. 

Yajirobee: You said it. Maybe these guys will take care of you. So we don't have to do it.

Rias: You better believe we do. If not for us, he probably would've starved to death.

(y/n): Rias! You didn't have to put it that way. 

Issei: But it's true.

(y/n): Whose side are you on anyways?!

Kami: It really does seem like you've made some good friends. 

(y/n): Yeah. Oh! I forgot to introduce you. Everyone, this is Kami-sama!

Xenovia: Kami?

Asia: Like "God" Kami?

(y/n): Yup!

Xenovia: I didn't know that God was a green man.

(y/n): Well... Not "God" God. He's the God over the earth.

Issei: So why is he green?

(y/n): He's from Planet Namek!

Issei: Namek? I really do have to start getting used to the whole "Alien" thing.

Kami: Alright, (y/n). Spit it out.

(y/n) W-what?

Kami: You would never come her of your own volition. You either come here if your dead, almost dead, or you need the Time Chamber.

(y/n): Well... I need the Time Chamber for our "situation".

Kami: Oh yes. I saw it all. I actually figured that you would be coming here.

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