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No one likes us ;-;

Everyone except Jeff and Zoe: Welcome to creepypasta! :D

Jeff: *pokes Zoe* you suck! No one likes you or your book!

Zoe: I'm sorry! ;-;

Jeff: sorry doesn't cut it! I'm so disappointed in you! (Pewdiepie voice)

Zoe: *flips the bird* whatever! *sigh* does anyone have a dare?

Slender: ahem. I think it's my turn

BEN: there's no 'turns' in this game.... well not the way we play it :D

Slender: I dare Jeff to tell our viewers-

Jeff: our NON-existent viewers!

Zoe: I don't even think Xena Grace even looked at ours let alone read it ;-;

Slender: *tentacle bitch-slaps Jeff and Zoe * I NEVER INTERRUPTED YOU F*CKWITS NOW SHUT THE HELL UP. As I was saying I dare-

BEN: OH SNAP! Haha does it hurt Jeff? You have a red mark!

Slender: *looks some what pissed* you rude little sh*t! *chucks water onto his face*

BEN: my face! my beautiful mascara running face! I'm drowning! ABLUBLUBLUBLUB-

Hoddie: holy sh*t call the amberlamps! It's number is 666! Hurry!

Sally: don't worry BENNY I'll also call the RSPCA and tell them about a drowning little dog!

Smile: *processing RSPCA* BARK BARK BARK (f*ck dis sh*t) *runs away

Masky and the rake: *scream like a little girl* Lost silver has no arms!

Lost. S: -.- nah sh*t Sherlock!

Pikachu: PIKA PIIIIIIKAAAAAAA *blows grinny to pieces.

Everyone except BEN and slender: *arguing*

BEN: *still drowning*

Slender: WHY?! I JUST WANT TO DO A STUPID DARE! TO BE NORMAL LIKE YOU GUYS! CANT YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE?

Zoe: we can listen slender but the truth is, everyone here is unique.

Slender: your right. thank you miss Flores. but first one thing. * duct-tapes everyone's mouth and arms including the still drowning BEN*

Zoe: *muffled* mmmfph? Mmmmmmnh!

Jeff: *giggling* mph!

Slender: alright! now that's it's quiet. I'll tell you my dare :3 I dare Jeff to tell his secret for the viewers who is not reading this book because we are lonely f*ckers :3

Jeff: *muffled* mnnnph mmm. Mnsphhhpmm?!

Slender: * rips off Jeff's duct-tape with tentacle* what?

Jeff: owwwwie! I said how when my mouth is taped. But now I can speak.

Slender: well. tell them the secret idiot.

Jeff: okay. my secret to who I like is-

Jane: SURPISE MOTHRF*CKER* flies threw window and stabs jeff in the heart*

Jeff: *collapses without breathing* I'm dying slowly ;-;

Zoe: *muffled* mmmmmph! ;-; (Jeff!)

Slender: didn't I duct-tape you too?

Jane: *flicks hair* nah, I was the only one who didn't because, after Zoe threw me out after part 2 because I found out who she likes, she swore she'd kill me if I tell, I only came back to kill Jeff.