Zoe: I've noticed my last chapter got 79 views, people actually skip out chapters XD what's up with that? Is the title too boring??? Tell me what wrong so I can encourage more people to read XD PLZ DONT SKIP DE CHAPTERS.... ILL MAKE FUNNY TITLES???? Enjoy this chapter, vote, comment and SHARE WITH YOUR FOOT. YES, YOUR FOOT
Jeff: HOLY D*CK BALLS, TODAY IS THE BIG DAY *rushes around, stressing himself out* ;-; WHERE IS MY MAKE-UP ARTIST?!
Amber: Calm down, boo. You're acting like YOURE getting married *arms crossed*
Jeff: *takes hint* Not today, today's my big bros day, but just to let you know, I do love you boo <3 *kisses Ambers forehead*
Amber: God I hate you, but you're addicting, likes cocaine addiction <3
Jeff: Wh-
The Asians: *running into room*
Zoe: GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE SH*T
Nikki: XD Just remember, I'M TALLER, BIATCH
Zoe: BETCH!!!!!!! *tackles Nikki from behind
Nikki: *angelic halo pops on her head* What did I do? ;-; *fake crys*
Ej: *runs in like a bolt of lightning and tackles Zoe off Nikki* WHATDIDYOUDOTOMYGIRLFRIENDFFUCKER?!
Zoe: I raped her..... WTF WOULD I DO TO HURT ME FRIEND?!
Nikki: You f*cking pirate
Zoe: SO-RRY, typo! *WTF WOULD I DO TO HURT MY FRIEND?!
Ej: *turns to Nikki and sighs* What did you do, bunny boo?
Nikki: I took her rose clip XD
Zoe: It's special edition! B-besides <//////< BENgaveittome
Nikki: He must really like you :)
Zoe: Yeah, cos no one else does in this pathetic world ;-; ANYWAYS, no bad talk today it's Lius and Fandoms F*cking wedding day today! :D (I hope you like the picture up top ^ :p if not, imma bazooka shoot yo *ss down
Ej: And speaking of which *puts arm around Nikki,* I want to go on a date with you.
Nikki: Whu- WHUT 0/////0
Zoe: *pushes Nikki over* Say yes, you hooker!
Nikki: Aye, we are bridesmaids today, not hoo- I mean, YES Jack, I would love to :)
Ej: Good, after the wedding *kisses Nikki's lips*
Nikki: You've been eating kidneys again, haven't you? *Kisses Ej another time* I love it
A/N Zoe: Sooooo.... I'm going to do the date and wedding AFTER the dares ;)
Masky: You are making us wait?!
Zoe: What's the deal with you? Do you hate me??? ;-;
Masky: No, I-
Clocky: *pushes Masky* IM PREGGARS, YOU ALREADY KNOW, BUT IM SAH EXCITED ;-;
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Zoe: Not a dare, it's actually comments from a previous chapter, I just thought it was hilarious XD (the last one doe)Jeff: our NON-existent viewers!
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