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Wow... Such wow...

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Slender: Yall! Get yo butts ready! We gon' shoppin' taday!

Zoe: Hey, waddup my homies!!

Nicole & BEN: ...

Zoe: Sozzy I haven't been postin' and whatnot but hey. Dem exams are comin' up and I'm hella buzey.

Ej: Zoe, stop speaking li-

Zoe: *Shoves gun to Ej's head* SHUT YO FACE BEFORE I PUT A CAP IN YO A**

Ej: ;-;

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Fandoms_my_life asks
I dare Amber to go to Walmart and scream "I'm a serial killer!!!" And then stab a cereal box.

Everyone: What the hell is a 'Walmart?'

Zoe: Hmmm... If my calculations are correct, I should say it backwards and it will transport us to the place.

Everyone: *looks at slender* Last time she tried ordering a pizza, she set the neighbours house on fire.

Zoe: THEY SAID THEY TOOK MY NOSE. THEY JUST HAD TO GO.

Slender: Let her try. Who knows?

Zoe: TRAMLAW

*portal opens*

Zoe: *pedo face* TO NARNIA!

Nikki: Correction, Walmart.

Ej: That's my girl. *hugs Nikki*

Nikki: *squished* BRUH.

Everyone: *enters portal* WOOAAAHHHH...

Sally: I WANT A UNICORN TOY DADDY!!

Slender: Now Sally, we only came for the dar-

Sally: SHUT YO BETCH ASS UP NRAHHHHHHHHH *mini demon possess her soul and rips slenders shirt open and a dozen or so Pringle cans drop to the floor.... White stuff dripping off it*

Slender: D:

Masky: I told you. But you didn't listen! *mimics slenders high pitched voice* PUT MY WHIP CREAM NEXT TO MY KNIFE... IT WONT EXPLODE

Ticci. W-we will be a-at the baby's s-s-section for Nova.

Clocky: Bye bye!! *makes Nova wave her small cute little hand*

Nova: (who can somehow speak at 3 weeks old COS SHES THMART) B-bye b-b-bye aunty N-Ni Ni (Nikki)

Ej: Dude, she's got yo-

Ticci: S-s-s-SHUTTUP.

Nikki: She said my name!

Zoe: What about me, Nova? :)

Nova: B-Bye b-bye au-aunty BETCH FACE. *giggles and runs away with Clocky and ticci*

Zoe: D:

Jeff: Babe? Where are you?

Amber: *running wildly down the aisles* IM A SERIAL KILLER RAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA *sees a cereal box.. And stabs it multiple times* CEREAL SERIAL!! ITS SOUNDS THE SAME LIKE BLOOD AND.... BLOOD AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA *runs away giddily*

Jeff: *looks at cereal box* This cereal is called '50 shades of grain.'

Hoody: Where's Liu?

Masky: *jealousy* WHY. Why do you WANT Liu for, huh?

Hoody: Betch has for our cheesecake

Masky: ...

Hoody: ...