Ask Dem Creepypastas

Guess what biatches?! PARTAYYYYY AGAIN NYAAAAA~

Everyone: .......

Jeff: What? You ugly peepsooles jealous cos I have a better bikini body, than all of y'all?

Ej: No... I mean yeah, but also cos you're wearing another one of Amber's.... Enticing bikinis

Amber: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Slender: What's so funny?

Amber: *ROFLHFAFSMT* Cos, that's not even my bikini! XD

-mystery music-

Zoe: What the hell is with that music?

Ticci: You making fun of my music?! *throws CD at Zoe*

Zoe: Toby Pls ;-;

Ej: Well if it's not Ambers, who's is it?

Nikki: *sweats nervously*

Jeff: Oh well, the main thing is that I LOOK smexy ;)

Fangirls: Oh Jeff! Oh yes! Jeff pls! Have mah babies! Dump dat ho Amber!

Amber: *eye twitching* He....hehe....hehe-HAH! BIATCHES! *slaughters every single FLIPPIN fangirl, except for bestest, Mwah ;) )

Ej: *nudges Jeff* Dude, you get all the betches

Amber: *quits stabbing some ho in her butt and turns to Ej in a snap of a finger (literally)* YOU'RE NEXT

Ej: ;-;

Zoe: Oh, and I'm changing my name to my nickname! :D

Nikki: Ling-Ling?

Zoe: No

Masky: Ap? (asian princess.... not racist at all... MUM XD )

Zoe: Nada

Clocky: Sharka Zolo?

Zoe: *shudders* Mum gives me horrible nicknames.. except Ling-Ling XD thanks Ni Ni, but no Clockwork

Slender: Well what child? It's not like we can read your minds or anything...

Liu: You can..

Jeff: LIU BACK!!!! :D

Liu: Yeahhhh... I love Fandoms.. but..... I think she's expecting..... :)

Everyone: *gasp* :D

Slender: *puts fingers to temple* NNNNNNHHHHHH NEEEEEHHHHHHHHH..... OH, is it..... Mo Mo?

Zoe: Yes. Momo or Mo Mo :D

Hoody: Sounds like Homo if you ask me...

Mo Mo: well, 1 nobody DID ask you, and 2, at least I AINT a homo!
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Weepingslendergirl asks
I dare Slender to eat one of E.J's kidneys! YAYAY HE'S ALIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEE

Slender: *flirt mode activated BOOP* Sooooo, you a slender gurl? ;)

Amber: HAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW WHATS EVEN FUNNIER?!?! YOU IS STILL MARRIED TO MY TWIN DEAD SISTERS CORPSE! BAH! AHAHAHAHAHA!

-read le chapter "Shades of red" it's somewhere in this book ;)

Slender: *sighs* Shuttup Amber

Amber: *knife to slenders neck* Say that again, you litt- tall BETCH. Now do your dare or I'll slice your Pringle infested
Butthole.

Slendy: *reaches for kidney*

Ej: *turns into spawn of satan* TOUCH MAH BEBIES AND U DIEH

Slendy: BUT I NEED TO DO IT FOR A DARE -le rage mode-