Ej: .....You are one complete moron
Zoe: IM SAH EXCITED COS WE MADE IT TO 100 Comments!!!!
BEN: *kisses Zoe's head cutesy way*
Zoe: Fek off
Jeff: I'm no transfes- oh wait.....
Sally: I'm in me moms car.... broom.. broom.. broom
.....Dead silence.....
Whispers....
Liu: *hushed whisper* Get out there slendy!
Slender: No it's embarrassing!!!
Liu: GET TF OUT THERE BEFORE MRS PRINGLES GETS IT *shoves slender on stage*
Slender: *fidgeting and sweating nervously* Uhhhh....
Sally: Broom... Broom?
Slender: *watermelon slides down chest, fixes up 'boob'* Get out me car!
Sally: Awe :(
Crowd cheers!!!!! Roses and chocolates and dirty underpants and Pringles are thrown on stage
Slender: *bows politely as curtain covers them* WHERE IS THAT SHET HEAD LIU?!
Sally: Broom broom Motherf#ckers!! :D
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Nikki: What the h Zoe -.-
Zoe: *shrugs shoulders* :3
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So Fandoms_my_life and more_than_music did multiple dares... imma just combine all their dares into one to make it easier XD dem dares tho! lolololololololol
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Fandoms_my_life asks
I dare Nikki to pull a prank on Lj. I dare all to watch '2 girls one cup'. Favourite way to kill? scissors or knives? I dare all to go to Bloody_Knife's house *laughs evilly* good luck. *@Bloody_Knife . Dafuq Liu, I'm Fandoms not Jane. (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WOT XD) And here's your present Sally *hands box*
Zoe: *panting after reading the dares out loud.* Looks like- pant pant- We having a sleep over at Bloody_Knifes house pant pant WOOH.
BEN: But first-
Jeff: LEMME TAKE A SELFIE *random poses with BEN, duck face, insecure, drowning BEN, BEN killing Jeff with an axe, reviving Jeff, another duck pose*
Sally: Hehehe. Quack quack. *flap arms cutely.
Amber and Clocky: *faces boyfriends* WE NEED A CUTE CHILD. I WANT CHILDREN.
Jeff and Ticci: *pedo bear masks* Whatever you want *carries them to the bedrooms.
Amber and Clocky: WRONG GIRLFRIEND
BEN: But before we go to her house... Well do dem dares.
Everyone: YASSSS
Nikki: *sets up lolly trap* Hey Lj, I found some candy on the floor!
Lj. Ooh piece of candy. *picks it up *Ooh piece of candy. *picks it up *Ooh piece of candy. *picks it up *Ooh piece of candy. *picks it up* Ooh piece of candy. *picks it up* Ooh piece of candy. *picks it up* *box and string attached so when Lj collects the last piece of candy, the box will trap him* OOH A STARBURST! *grabs piece of candy*
Nikki: *pulls on string* *devil horns* HEUHEUHEU *rape face* *A BIG ASS HAMMER WITH A BIG BOOTY FAKER THAN NEKI MINERJ COMES DOWN ON LJ AND SQUISHES ME TO DEATH*
YOU ARE READING
Ask Dem Creepypastas
HumorZoe: Hai guuuuuys :3 Your favourite girl here- BEN: *fake coughs* Lies Zoe: STFU BEN! *throws BEN in the ocean* BEN: ;-; Good luck getting readers!!!! *drowning* Sally: CALL THE AMBERLAMPS STAT D: Zoe: ...... Just send in the dares......