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woo
i'm just a really hecking confused person
wattpad is being a hecking idiot
i'm doing inktober BUT
Inktober 1
phil has joined the clique
A R M S O U T S T R E T C H E D
Inktober 2
Oh goodness
And they already have a crush on someone else
Inktober 3
The new sanders sides video
Lup is the best
Lup finally gets to speak to Taako again and the first thing she says is
If I could stop time
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD THO
A spooky story by my irl fren Olivia
yo
Untitled Part 19 and a half ga ggmhhvh and the
Not today, nor yesterday (sort of cussing)
Mmkay no more cussing
Inktober 6
Untitled Part 23
if my d&d character(also a khenra) named chrisinte canigula played an instrument
i actually hate my parents
thing they've said recently
i wish i could say
my crush actually has a crush on multiple people but i'm probs not one of them
P A I N (spoilers for taz petals to the metal)
how taako (yes that's his actual name) and kravitz met(nsfw i guess)
Reading some taakitz fan fiction and
I found the ship name for Barry and lup
You guys have no idea how scared I am
so i was watching this... (MAJOR SPOILERS FOR TAZ)
TEAGAN,MACK,LIV,NEVE EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS
LOOK WHAT I DID IM HAPPY
I thought of a way to get my parents to suck less
IM MAKING AN ASK BLOG FOR HURLEY AND SLOANE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
THIS ONE'S AMAZING TOO
IT'S SO GOOD???
here have a random fact about me
another line from another taz fanfic on ao3
another line from the same fanfic
Thanks a lot, Heidi (that's my cat)
potterheads during october
so i guess we're playing clue with markiplier
then she got an idea. an awful idea. Ivy got a wonderful, awful idea!
I'm not gonna do inktober anymore
Ivy rushes in
if i ever dm
A girl called me pretty today
me tho
you know what i fucking hate?
mkay but like, dude
i'm taking the depresso anxiety sTRESS test again
p sure this is worse
I think I have adhd
my dad hates all things pumpkin
I love this ao3 fic
oH MY GOD
one of my many, many theme songs
i have become increasingly more of a meme
Yo fam
bleach is rlly salty (dont worry fam, i'm good)
My pen thing worked
Sexuality???? Why are you being confusing???
Guess what fob song fits this internet friend group really well
Someone hug me
Untitled Part 70
👌👌👌
Excited
A H
It's hard to draw beards on people while they sleep
What is gender
Who wants to be in the hunger games
Too late
Reaping and 1
2
3
4
5
6
What "bad kidz" means to me
Oh no! Is Roman sanders' theme song
All the sides' angst theme songs
The sides' non-angst theme songs
Because I'm not feeling too good
Sleep paralysis
The worst store
Who can guess what going down on tumblr
Not that anyone's really reading this book
How funny
Playlist for when I'm feelin shitty (mentally)
Look at this post I made (I crave attention)
Oh, is this, sadness I feel??? What, I never feel this when I lose friends
Why
Farewell little red dot on the corner of my icon
aaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHH H H H H
I JUST WANNA TALK TOO PEOPLE
3 am blues
Heck
Heck pt 2
When in doubt, beebo
I want to l e a r n
If I were a zombie, I'd never eat ur brain
Merry fucking Christmas, bitches
Update on this whole gender thing
Ask me shit
music gangs
NOTES ON DRYADS IN THIS DND WORLD
most common races to be in music gangs
If I'm listening to/humming a certain song a lot
Not v subtle
Ya know how Blythe is my emotions
Reasons Logan Sanders would ABSOLUTELY have feelings
BEAUTY
I LIVE IN VIRGINIA
MY JOY CANNOT BE CONTAINED
shshshhshshshh just listen to Patrick
Time for spam
"I should probably be sleeping"
hECKERDOODLES
Daveed diggs is gonna be in wonder
I made another tag
I win, zack
IM TRYING, IM TRYING TO SLEEP
Heck-
I started watching stranger things
I'm so tired
Nobody talk to me about anything
THEY RISES
Y'all
Why I'm chaotic good
Season one, episode 5
O H M Y G O D
I JUST FINISHED EPISODE SIX(first season still, duh)
I JUST FINISHED WATCHING SEASON ONE(stranger things spoilers)
Wholesome™
I've been drawing and browsing tumblr at the same time for an hour
Any of y'all mofos on?? I crave attention
Moods
5 am revelation (it's a total shocker, yeah)
Ya know that soulmate au where whatever u write on urself appears on ur soulmate
Do any of my pens have enough ink for this?
Do you need to be cheered up/ want to laugh?
It's 1:07 AM and p!atd is my fuckin jam
Over analyzing "The Calendar"
I'm on the plus sign
A-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NOTHER DAY GOES BY
y o u c a n t s p i n i n h e l l
When I read winged!au things
Yo bitches
hmm... suspect
mood
guys...
nothing like watchin' hercules while ur sick
nothing like..
i found a book about a girl who's sister is depressed in my library
here/hear
hello yes, if you can do edits
stop making me wanna draw, marina diamandis
so about gabbie and alora
do u know ciphers???
HOW DO I FIND THIS VINE
oh okay then
bOY HAVE I GOT A FUCKING STORY FOR YOU
i just finished stranger things season 2 and i got some things to say
i finished beyond stranger things and i'm about to start watching riverdale
THE SHOW NEEDS TO G R A B MY ATTENTION
logan angst revelation
here i am at 5 am
ho ho holy shit ethan you can sing really well
i took a screenshot of the first few songs in "my mix"
soo i'm kindamaybesortasuicidal?
soo i guess i sorta had a mental breakdown
some cool people/bands
a not cool person
gUYS I FIGURED OUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE
one of my irl friend groups
going to a sleep over soon
some songs that describe me rn
GUYS IT'S SNOWING OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T I FUCKING TAKE PICTURES
HO HO HOLY FUCK GUYS THEY PLAYED OLD CLIPS OF ANTI
my sister brightened up the screens and uhh...
THIS IS STILL GOING ON
NOT OKI DOKI
well fuck you too then
choose one
Untitled Part 189
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well then, that breakdown went by quickly
it's time to play..
wait shit it's three days 'till christmas
the best version of gaston in the fucking world
how cool and symbolic
today is a good day
M A C K N O
Untitled Part 199(woah)
Untitled Part 200

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