if i ever dm

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I'm making you roll a d20 if a character flirts with you

just imagine this:

person: i tell them to stop it

me: they walk closer to you and say "make me"

person: wait- wha? what do i-

me: okay now roll a d20

Person: *rolls a one* 

me: your entire face turns red and you kind freeze up, if you say anything you stutter.

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