I lay in bed and relax checking out my phone.
Don: So are you ready for tomorrow night?
Me: I can't wait.
Mamie: You two are so lucky
Me: I am lucky
Don: look who's talking. I am lucky.
Henry: You are both lucky.
Me: oh hi. You joined the party
Henry: changing the subject...
Bling!
I see Don had send me a private chat. I go in and give a smile. Game on!
Don: Let's tease the children. Just play along❤
I give a smile sending thumbs up and going back to the group.
Don: I can't wait to see you in that dress.
Me: wait till it ends up on your bedroom floor
Don: I hope my walls will be able to manage us
Mamie: Oh god. I think I'm gonna need an exorcist.
Me: Never mind your walls, mind your bed?
Don: my poor floors
Me: We're gonna get rough!
Henry: I hope the mental institution has a place for me.
Don: Me and your mom was once there, but they kicked us out for being a bad influence on the patients. Plus, they couldn't stand sleepless nights.
Henry: My whole education...down the drain...
Me: I can't wait!
Don: oh Mer, they're gonna need the army to bring us down.
Me: Now that's hot.
Louisa: just get a room and get it over with. You're making my phone freeze.
Don: If the cops tell us to freeze, we're gonna be so rough and fast, it's gonna feel like they're ones that should freeze.
Me: My scream would be louder than the fire truck
Louisa: I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that.
Don: I wanna hear you screaming my name
Grace: uhmmm...here's children under aged on this group. Please mind Henry
Me: Oh I'm gonna come up on you so fast, older people would feel under aged
Don: Hell yeah. The bedroom's gonna be on fire. Gonna make Satan want a new home.
Me: Oh you handsome devil
This whole conversation had me ended up laughing. Kind of awkward, normal somehow. But so fucking funny!
Mamie: I'm just gonna pretend I don't know you.
Don: I can already feel your breathing Mer. Good thing I know you.
Mamie: oh my god I did not just read that. You guys are the worste!
Me: it's gonna be the best time of our lives Donnie!
I'm such a good actress, right? Haha.
Mamie: We're all going to need an exorcism.
Don: Mer, I'm gonna get that demon out of you
Me: Oh Donnie, I'm gonna scream so loud, I'm gonna make Into the woods, turn to Out of the woods.
Grace: Hey, that's a Taylor Swift song!
Don: I'm gonna make you sing
Me:😂😂😂😂 I give up! You are all hilarious!
Henry: and for a moment we throught you were serious
Don: one more! I'm gonna make your sounds come out better than a clown laugh
Me: 😨 I hate clowns
Mammie: 😂😂😂😂 can't wait for july 22. Mom's birthday!
Me: 💀🔫🔪
Henry: 🎃
Louisa: That's a pumpkin
Henry: There is no clown face!
Grace: Mom, speak about, when's the last time you even got laid?
Don: NEVER EVER ASK YOUR MOTHER THAT AGAIN! I just learned how to use capital letters.
Grace: I'm just curious.
Don: Actually I'm also concerned.
Me: I'm gonna spare you the shock and not answer that question.
Mamie: Really?
Me: oh my god you guys are the worste!
Henry: She's gonna tell us!
Me:...goodnight ya'll!!! Love yha!😘❤
Don: Nooooo!
I just gave a giggle and put my phone on silent. I reach for my charger and put my phone on charge.
I lay back into my bed to think of what's been on lately.
If I get this correct:
Don and I almost had sex in the back of his car infront of my house.
We almost kissed today.
He call me every night.
And now he's concerned in when the last time is I had sex. Wtf! Thanks to Gracey!
I'm being surrounded by crazy people!
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Forever (Strummer)
FanfictionJust a fanfiction of what it would've been if Meryl and Don had gotten divorced but fell inlove again anyway. taking this more to mordern and into today. Christmas is coming soon. Will Meryl spend it alone or will the whole family reunite?
