TOMHOLLAND2013
YESTERDAY 09:11PM
cyirrands
hi dickface
shit that's not what i meant to say
just hi
spider whore
TODAY 03:43AM
tomholland2013
did you seriously call me spider whore?
why did you dm me at four in the morning anyways??
wait why did you dm me in the first place?
TODAY 11:23AM
cyirrands
ok ok calm your titties
I want a Rolex and to meet Zendaya (my queen, my goddess, my life) that's why I dm'ed you
plus time zones😶
tomholland2013
time zones?
cyirrands
the time difference???
how dense are you
tomholland2013
why are you so mean to me?
cyirrands
OH YEAH
that's also what i wanted to tell you
im an asshole
tomholland2013
why exactly did i need to know that??
cyirrands
...
dense spider boy
WE ARE GOING TO BE BESTIES
tomholland2013
uhhhhhh
count me out please
you could be some crazy fan in disguise with this amazing master plan
and stranger danger
+ "dont talk to random people on the internet kids"
cyirrands
what are you talking about??
we're not strangers!!
IM NOT EVEN A FAN OF YOU
tomholland2013
oo
level one voices pls
cyirrands
you're a bully
and i thought I was the asshole
tomholland2013
i have done nothing but been aware of my surroundings
cyirrands
FUCK URSELF
tomholland2013
that's... physically impossible...
cyirrands
THERE'S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CANT REACH
IF WE'RE TRYING
tomholland2013
...
wut
cyirrands
ughhh
you were supposed to get the high school musical reference and that'd be our bonding moment
we need a Bonding Moment™ to make this work spider whore
tomholland2013
again
not a big fan of the whole "best friend" thing
cyirrands
too late you've been best friended
tomholland2013
wait
what?
Cyrus?
CYRUS??
ASSHOLE???
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[ edit (sept 10, 2018) ; some of this is so cringey ahhhh ]
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ASSHOLE, tom holland ✓
FanfictionCOMPLETED! ❝ I'M PAN... I THINK? SHIT, I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SEXUALITY QUESTIONING. I JUST REALLY LIKE THE SPIDER BOY ❞ - in which the asshole named cyrus irrands kind of falls in love with the sweet spider boy ( tom holland x male!oc ) ( social me...
