ASSHOLE, tom holland ✓

46 | messages

charlie;

MISSION BY DAYA
zendaya!! , harrison.. , micah,,

harrison..
wait........
sent 2:56pm

harrison..
is this even needed anymore??
sent 2:57pm

micah,,
until they're fucking,,,,
sent 2:59pm

micah,,
yes
sent 2:59pm

*making love
sent 3:00pm

micah,,
eww don't talk about cyrus making love
sent 3:01pm

harrison..
yeah but what else can we do did we even help in phase 2
sent 3:01pm

micah,,
wait there were phases???
sent 3:02pm

zendaya!!
uhh yeah... phase 1 was getting adam kicked out
sent 3:03pm

which was totally amazing & we totally helped
sent 3:03pm

moral support & all
sent 3:03pm

zendaya!!
yes ofc
sent 3:04pm

zendaya!!
phase 2 was getting both of them to be aware of each other romantically
sent 3:04pm

zendaya!!
phase 2A was getting tom to come out
sent 3:04pm

and phase 3 is smushing their cute little faces together!!
sent 3:05pm

micah,,
which is gonna be hard!!
sent 3:06pm

micah,,
are we even in a safe zone with cyrus anymore?
sent 3:06pm

harrison..
oh yeahhh what did you guys do to him??
sent 3:07pm

micah,,
just being shitty friends🙃🙃
sent 3:08pm

and i'm not sure if all's well😞
sent 3:08pm

zendaya!!
then y'all better clean your asses up bc i got phase 3 planned!!
read 3:09pm

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CY MI & CHI
CYRUS💞 , micah,,

micah,,
sorry cyrus 🙁
sent 3:09pm

oh my god
sent 3:10pm

you don't just jump into the apology!!
sent 3:10pm

micah,,
well, shit, charlie, i don't know
sent 3:10pm

micah,,
i try to avoid apologizing for things at all!! do you even understand how emotionally tilted i am??
sent 3:11pm

CYRUS💞
it's true, the only way he makes friends is by insulting them into submission
sent 3:12pm

micah,,
SEE!!!
sent 3:12pm

micah,,
hey buddy
sent 3:12pm

CYRUS💞
ew gross never again
sent 3:13pm

cyrus we know we're mega jerks and super dumb and mean but please know we're sorry from the pits of our souls and we'll never be so insensitive again!!
sent 3:14pm

CYRUS💞
...
sent 3:14pm

CYRUS💞
okie dokie it was perfect until you implied i was sensitive!! i'm an asshole, charlie, we aren't sensitive!! ask micah
sent 3:15pm

micah,,
true, the walls around my heart are stronger than trump's imaginary ones around america
sent 3:16pm

meaning that they're degrading to a group of people, built off of unfounded hate & pure stupidity, and just plain terrible??
sent 3:17pm

micah,,
exactly!! cyrus, you are totally sensitive you're like a gummy bear
sent 3:18pm

CYRUS💞
i am nOT A GUMMY BEAR !!
sent 3:18pm

you can't kind of insult him during an apology, micah!!
sent 3:19pm

micah,,
dammit
sent 3:19pm

micah,,
sorry, asshole!!
sent 3:19pm

oh my god, micah!!
sent 3:20pm

CYRUS💞
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
sent 3:20pm

CYRUS💞
i was gonna drag this out longer so i could get two ice cream outings in a row......
sent 3:21pm

CYRUS💞
but since you two are obviously head over heels for me, i'll tell you now,,,
sent 3:21pm

CYRUS💞
i forgave you like an hour after you said it
sent 3:22pm

CYRUS💞
originally i was suPER MAD but then i realized you were TRYING to be helpful & after that i realized tom haDN'T COME OUT yet & since i'm so utterly in love with him i was gonna die alone & that brought on a bout of self-pity
sent 3:23pm

CYRUS💞
but since he's come out now i have a 0.0001 of a chance
sent 3:24pm

while i'm crying since my boy had to wallow in self-pity alONE & WITHOUT ICE CREAM i'm also confused
sent 3:25pm

micah,,
yeah same you have like a 99.9999999 of a chance with tom
sent 3:25pm

CYRUS💞
whoa whOA WHOA you just got out of the red-zone don't jump back in!!
sent 3:26pm

??
sent 3:26pm

CYRUS💞
while i'm flattered you'd think i have a chance with tommo i don't share your confidence!!
sent 3:27pm

CYRUS💞
tell anyone that & i'll sell your soul to the devil though
sent 3:28pm

micah,,
.............
sent 3:29pm

phase 3 has begun i think
sent 3:30pm

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[ is charlie too obvious with which best friend she likes more? ]