tom;
LMAO WHAT IS THIS EVEN LET'S JUST LIKE TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS IN HERE OR SOME SHIT AND...
zen master🌱
thomas respond
sent 10:35pm
harri son👦
tom??
sent 10:36pm
my life is over bye
sent 10:37pm
oh and fuck you harrison
sent 10:37pm
sorry that was harsh, juST STOP TALKING TO ME
sent 10:38pm
harri "you are no son of mine"👿👿
okay okay lets back this train up and find out what has upset you
sent 10:38pm
zen master🌱
probs best you scadaddle actually
sent 10:39pm
harri "you are no son of mine"👿👿
wut
sent 10:39pm
zen master🌱 has removed harri "you are no son of mine"👿👿
zen master🌱
better?
sent 10:41pm
guess so
sent 10:41pm
zen master🌱
is this about harrison unintentionally exposing you??
sent 10:42pm
🤔🤔🤔
sent 10:42pm
uh yeah probably
sent 10:43pm
zen master🌱
you give me that sass again and I'LL expose how much of a wussy you are after i slap you
sent 10:43pm
zen master🌱
look you know the harry son does not intend to make people suffer
sent 10:44pm
zen master🌱
he can't control his idiocy you should know that
sent 10:44pm
yeah but this is different
sent 10:45pm
zen master🌱
how??
sent 10:45pm
because it's cyrus!!
sent 10:46pm
zen master🌱
.........and?
sent 10:47pm
...
sent 10:48pm
he's like.. really attractive
sent 10:49pm
zen master🌱
oh my god tom
sent 10:50pm
I'M SORRY OKAY??
sent 10:50pm
zen master🌱
thomas.. you can't apologize for being attracted to someone
sent 10:51pm
no you don't understand!!
sent 10:51pm
he's really heterosexual and really into you
sent 10:52pm
it's honestly so terrible
sent 10:52pm
zen master🌱
okay so shut up for five seconds fam
sent 10:53pm
zen master🌱
have you asked cyrus if he was hetero?
sent 10:53pm
it's painfully obvious
sent 10:54pm
zen master🌱
hahahahahahah what the fUCK DID I SAY ABOUT TALKING THOMAS
sent 10:54pm
zen master🌱
and tbh, i thought it was painfully obvious that he was into you
sent 10:55pm
zen master🌱
you can talk now
sent 10:56pm
idk
sent 10:57pm
i think it'll be better if we just.. stay friends
sent 10:58pm
or whatever it is we are
sent 10:58pm
zen master🌱
i'm just here for support tom this is still your life
sent 10:59pm
zen master🌱
just remember that you don't always have to get hurt
read 11:00pm
zen master🌱 added harri "you are not son of mine"👿👿
harri "you are no son of mine" 👿👿
WAIT WHAT DID I MISS??
read 11:31pm
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[ this is getting more dramatic every second i stg
plus! oh my flip! aelina the idiot has done it again!! i have made another pairing with another terrible set of shipnames!!
yeah so hmu if you got something better than "cyom" smh ]
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FanfictionCOMPLETED! ❝ I'M PAN... I THINK? SHIT, I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SEXUALITY QUESTIONING. I JUST REALLY LIKE THE SPIDER BOY ❞ - in which the asshole named cyrus irrands kind of falls in love with the sweet spider boy ( tom holland x male!oc ) ( social me...
