The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher ms. Lindsey and who was real sweet and was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to Crack an egg and I really didn't know how to Crack an egg but I'm a go_getter so I raised my hand and she called on me.
I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I'd seen my dad Crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured ya know it can't be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you're supposed to tap an egg to Crack it ,so I just slam it it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in ever direction and my teacher said what the f Dion?
