Hyouka Fanfiction ( Oreki x Chitanda)

Chapter 4: Not gay at all

Hey guys, sorry it's been so long. I just read the comments from the previous chapter and couldn't help but smile. I'm so happy because of those who read this, you guys rock. Happy mother's day to your moms even though it's too late =3

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**Satoshi's POV**

Being in a relationship with Oreki is not at all what I expected myself to say.. Until a few hours ago. But hey, if it saves me from half-junior half-pedophile girls who are after me, then I answer that solution with a huge and honorable yes.

''So honey,'' I say sweetly, fluttering my eyelashes, ''where do we oh-so-go on our date?'' I start leaning slowly. Oreki gulps, staring at me with this dark aura not even demonic cats who poop everyone can defeat. I had a cat once, the pooping everywhere part is true for they were not potty trained.

''Oh, I don't know, maybe a man-slaughter house for what you said making me live in a fake bromance with you, who I so utterly hate right now.'' he says, in a monotone as usual, I don't know about you but if a friend said that I'd be seriously running for my life because who knows, they might be serious and just pull out this gun which they hid in their underwear.

No,focus. 

''Listen, let's talk in the bathroom at 10:30.'' I whisper quickly before any girls could take photos of us.

Oreki slowly nods and just walks away but then slowly comes back.

''When's 10:30? I don't have a clock or a watch, you know. Well I used to have one, but I broke it.'' 

Oh, I remember that time, when Chitanda made Oreki rescue a kitty but the cat just scratched his hand and eventually it ended up hitting his watch.

''Oh, it's right now.'' I add a peace sign so he wouldn't be even more furious.

''Fine,'' he groans, ''let's go.''

*AT THE BATHROOM YEAH*

''Okay, okay. So, I need you to be my boyfriend, not for real though, so I won't be targetted and also because I don't need stalker girls taking photos of me and framing it on their bedrooms.'' I admit to Oreki with a faint smile.

''..Seems legit enough for a reason. But if you even dare to kiss me, I will defensively karate chop you.''

Ah, my Oreki is growing up.

''Slow down, I ain't no pedophile.'' I laugh slowly and hold his hand.

Oreki flinches and a drop of sweat drips from his forehead.

''Dude, it's just an act. I won't kiss you or anything. I swear.''

You know you're a good friend if you're willing to pretend to be gay just for a person.

Chapter end =)



HAH. DON'T LIKE FAKE YAOI DON'T READ LOL JK XD

''There's hardly any ChitandaXOreki!''

Calm down bro, go with the flow.

How long has it been? A year? =_=; wut


Thanks for the support though all of you guys rock, I'll try to publish faster for you guys :D

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