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I skipped into the tower and waited impatiently for the elevator.
"Miss (L/n), the elevator is jammed in between floors 14-15.
'GODS DAM IT!' I thought and huffed.
"Fine, I'll take the stairs."
"B-but, no one's climbed all 45 flights before!"
"Watch. Me." I stomped determinedly over and pushed the door open.
"Oh well, I tried." FRIDAY went back to whatever robot tower systems do and I looked up. I reached into my backpack and set my book inside tenderly, pulling out my Tie of Motivation. I tied it around my head and strapped my bag back on. I started running up the flights of doom.-timeskip brought to you by Loki's child, Alex's amazing pottery abilities!-
8 hours later, I forced myself up the last flight and pushed open the door. My tie had come down and was now in my bag, completely soaked with sweat and tears. I saw the Avengers' stunned looks and Tony asked," how many flights did you run? 3?"
"All. Forty. Five."
I left their speechless expressions and left to get a Monster. Or five. I was going to need it. I walked back out and Clint snorted," you can't read that book in one night. Its over 600 pages long!"
"You underestimate my power." I left for my room and locked the door behind me, rolling under my bed and into the special place it provided for me and my library. I turned on the lamp, popped a Monster, and started reading.-timeskip brought to you by Thor asking Jane if his hammer can get cable in the middle of the night. We all know what happens next-
I checked the time and sighed in relief. 23:15. (11:15 pm) Yes, I use military time. It makes me feel closer to dad since I can't see him anymore. I grabbed my book and tossed myself onto my bed, tears trailing down my cheeks as the last page ended and I closed the doorway to (whatever book you were reading). It was a great book and I knew I was going to regret drinking 5 Monster drinks but I didn't care," FRIDAY, please record my finishing time as 23:17. Starting time: 6:08."
"Yes ma'am. I'll do the math and inform Tony tomorrow at breakfast."
"Thank you." And I promptly passed out.-timeskip brought to you by your love for books-
I awoke (ooh! New word!) to the sound of Tony yelling in surprise and the ruffle of paper mixed with the laughter and groans of my teammates. I moaned and covered my head with a pillow," SHUT UP BEFORE I SEW YOUR MOUTH SHUT, TONY!"
And I was left alone for a few more hours.Later, I arose again," I LIIIIIIIVE!" and got up. I giggled and left my room for a shower. Washing up, I smiled at the thought of the next book coming out in a few months. I stepped out and walked back into my adjoined bedroom, dressing, and reaching for my book. Which. Was. Not. There.
Someone's gonna die tonight and it sure as Hel ain't gonna be me. I growled and stormed out of my room," WHO KIDNAPPED MY BOOOOOK!"
"Loki!" Was my answer from the team and I burst down his door, MY book in HIS hands. HIS eyes reading and HIS mind traveling through its pages. It was kinda cute...
'BAD (Y/N)! NO CRUSHING RIGHT NOW HE KIDNAPPED (BOOK TITLE)!' I smacked myself mentally and saw the slightest of smirks on his pale face.
"Book. Now." I held out my hand.
"I don't think so. You see, I'm enjoying this book quite well and would rather finish it before giving it back."
"Too bad. Hand it over."
"But I need to know what happens to (character's name)."
"(He/she) dies. Now GIVE IT!" My patience had run out and I leaped for it, snatching it, rolling army-style, and running away.I heard his footsteps behind me and I growled when he took my book back, smirking. He started walking back to his room but I wrapped a leg around his, tripping him. I took my chance and grabbed my precious treasure, heading for the stairs. I smirk as I lock the door and slide down the banisters to the ground floor. I laugh in victory before sliding off the last one and running into something. I dropped my book and rubbed my nose before looking up," LOKI?!"
"Yes, darling?" He asked innocently as he picked up my book and dusted it off. He inspected the covers and slipped it into his coat/cape thingy."I. Want. My. Book."
"And I want the throne but we can't all have what we want."
"I'm an exception."
"Oh? You are? And why's that?"
I smirk, standing up, and wrapping my arms around his neck," I always get what I want.~"
His mouth twitched upwards into a smirk as he attacked my lips with his. I felt my back against the wall as he pushed me onto the banister. I let my hands rest on his chest as his held my hips to the wall. He nibbled my lip and I teasingly denied. He growled and reached behind me, causing me to gasp at his naughty touch. He started french-kissing me and I slipped my hands into his coat. I could feel his excitement and mine increased as I took control. I switched our positions and pushed him to the floor, lying on him and kissing him again. He resumed his actions and I pulled away," told you so~"And ran off with my book.
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