Petty Crime ✓ maxian

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Once they reach the car Max unzips his coat and Jeff practically jumps into the passengers seat. Chad yells at him about wanting to sit there before getting in the back seat. Max gets in the driver's side and starts the car. Jeff cranks up the heater but Max turns it down a little lower. Max starts driving as Jeff plays around with the radio. Out of annoyance Chad reaches up and swats his hand away so it'll stay on one station. The car ride is quiet, besides the radio playing loudly. Uneventful, really. Once Max stops the car Chad and Max get out. Jeff lingers a bit before getting out as well. Max unzips his coat and holds in open. Jeff runs over and gets inside. Carefully they walk together to the door, Chad walking next to them. Jeff gets out of Max's coat while Chad takes out the keys. After purposely fiddling with the keys Chad unlocks and opens the door. Jeff runs in and jumps onto the couch.

"Chad you bitch!" Jeff basically screeches as he quickly gets under all the blankets pilled on the couch.

Max puts his hand over his mouth to stop his laugh. Chad just smirks and takes off his coat. Max tosses his coat to the side and heads into the kitchen. Chad pushes some of the blankets over and sits down on the couch. Max returns with an armful of beer. Like he sensed the alcohol Jeff's head pops up from under the blankets. Max laughs as he sets the beers on the coffee table. He tosses one to Chad and shoves one into the blanket pile. Jeff someone manages to grab the beer and it's pulled into the abyss of blankets. Max pushes aside some blankets on the opposite side of the couch from Chad to sit down. Chad grabs the remote and turns on the tv. Finally settling on some channel playing obviously fake ghost shows Chad tosses the remote to Max. Max catches it and sets it on the side table next to him.

"Hand me another," Jeff says, poking his head out and tossing his empty can somewhere.

"Slow down there, you're gonna get drunk and suffocate in blankets," Max jokes, handing him another and grabbing one for himself.

Chad grabs one for himself as well, watching the show. Jeff keeps his head poked out, and you can see a little of his hand holding the beer can. They assumed the fake ghost shows would be entertaining when they're fully drunk, and well they weren't wrong. In no time the three are drunk, Max somehow made his way into the blanket mountain, Chad following suit after getting scared. Jeff being the drunkest is slurring curse words at each scary part. Screaming did take place as well, a lot of it actually. When a more realistic- or better at faking things- ghost show comes on is where the fun began. By now all three are hiding in the fuck-ton of blankets like pussies.

"Hold me motherfucker I just heard something outside!" Max screeches as he clings to the closest person next to him.

"You gay son of a bitch me too!" Chad yells back, grabbing onto the person next to him.

Jeff screams at a sudden noise from the tv as the two other boys cling onto him. All three totally drunk, all three scared as hell. If the neighbors didn't know them they'd think a murder was taking place. To the neighbors though, this is a regular thing. They don't mind as long as they can sleep. Jeff jumps as there's a noise that didn't come from the tv. Chad and Max must have heard it to as they yelp slightly and cling to Jeff even more. They go quiet to see if they can hear anything else. Thankfully there's no other noises, but that doesn't keep them from being scared. Once the ghost shows start repeating they finally calm down.

Still too scared to get up and be alone in a room, Chad and Max decide to join Jeff on the couch tonight. Thankfully the couch is a recliner type. Tiredly, and drunkenly, Max changes the channel. Finally getting tired of looking through channels Max stops on a channel playing Law and Order. Jeff ends up passing out on an already asleep Max. Chad is the the last one to fall asleep, curling up and resting his head on some of the blankets. Well in his drunken state he thought it was a bunch of blankets, it was really Jeff's side. Since they went to bed so late they slept in, especially after all that beer. Not even Max's annoying ass ringtone woke them up. But finally, Jeff woke himself up by sneezing. Tiredly he just lays there, assessing what happened and what he remembers. Then he realizes he's cuddling Max, and jolts up.

"MAX!" Jeff screams

"WHAT?" Max yells, clearly startled and awake.

"Why the fuck were we cuddling? Was I really that drunk?" Jeff asks.

"What the fuck, I don't know! Probably! We must get really fucking gay when we're drunk," Max snorts.

"Faggots!" Chad says loudly.

Max rolls his eyes and grabs his phone from the floor. He notices the time and groans. He tries to get up but realizes Jeff is still on him. Max just moves Jeff's legs aside and stumbles to his feet. Chad sits up but doesn't get up. Jeff rolls off the couch to find his phone. Max gets some stuff for their headaches. He somehow brings back three cups of cold water and a bottle of pills. Chad eagerly grabs a cup and the bottle of pills. He takes two and sets the bottle on the coffee table. Max grabs two pills as well and downs them quickly. Jeff reaches up from where he lay on the floor. Eventually he manages to grab a cup and two pills, taking them easily. Max puts the lid back on the bottle of pills and heads to put them away. Chad finally gets up to maybe take a shower and change into clean clothes.

"I'm going to take a shower!" Jeff says, announcing he's going to use one of the two showers.

"Me too," Max says.

"Too Bad I'm taking the other one," Chad retorts.

"Not fair I called it!" Max says loudly.

"You two fags can shower together, you probably already drunk fucked," Chad says loudly before closing and locking the guest room door.

Since the second bathroom's entrance is in the guest room, that leaves one shower. Jeff and Max look at each other before running to the main bedroom. They make it to the bathroom at the same time and just stare at each other, not knowing what to do. Jeff gets his hand ready to play Rock Paper Scissors. Max just gives him a look that says 'really? Are you serious'. Jeff just rolls his eyes and nods. Max sighs and gets in position too. They end up doing the same thing and throw their hands up in annoyance.