Petty Crime ✓ maxian

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[eventual smut: yes or no? ps i don't do warnings for smut]

Max is the first one to give up as he just lays on the play mat stuff around the playground. To not much surprise at all, Max was the one to loose the most. About 5 shots, and a one minute chug of the vodka for loosing. Jeff is already passed out on some play thing. Chad is the least drunk, but still pretty damn drunk. Max only moves to get up and stumble/crawl over to the edge of the playground where a forest-y place lay. He throws up while laying on his stomach, half on the play mat, half on the dirt. Chad stumbles over to sit down on a bench. It's past midnight and none of them are even close to being able to even get into the car, well possibly Chad if he wasn't lazy. In his drunken state Max grabs his phone and clicks on his most recent contact, whoever that might be.

"Hello?" They answer after a few rings, sounding tired and confused.

Max throws up a little before answering, "heyyy baby."

"Max, are you ok? You sound drunk."

"N-nope, I'm puking out guts," Max slurs out as an answer.

"You sounds like you're outside, where are you?"

"The playground! Chad ran in a pole, was sooo funny," Max rambles.

"I'm coming, stay there, ok?"

"Ok! Not goin' nowhere, my stomachs gone."

They hang up and Max half heartedly sets his phone next to him. He tries to stay conscious while waiting for his, and I quote, 'night in shinning armor'. After about ten minutes a pretty nice car pulls up to the park. The driver gets out and rushes over to the boys. He's only wearing sweatpants and a heavy coat. He goes to Max first.

"Iann!" Max smiles, rolling over on his back.

"You fucking idiot," Ian scolds as he pulls Max up.

He tries his best to pick up Max and carry him to the car. It's not as hard as he thought, so soon Max is buckled up in the passenger seat with a warm blanket. Ian manages to steady Chad enough for him to walk himself to the car and get in. Lastly he goes back to get the passed out Jeff. After some struggle Ian manages to get him to the car too. He rummages through his trunk and finds another blanket. With some easy persuasion he gets Chad to let Jeff sleep on his lap. He wraps the two in a blanket and makes sure Chad is buckled up and holding Jeff so he'll be safe. With a sigh he gets in the front seat and starts driving.

"What am I going to do with you guys," Ian says tiredly as he drives.

Not knowing what else to do he drives back to his own house. You'd think since he's 'pretty much rich' he'd have a fucking mansion. But he doesn't, instead just a mediocre two story house from what seems like the victoria age. When Ian parks the car he first helps Chad and Jeff inside, since Max passed out. Once they're each in a guest room and in bed he goes back for Max. He came to a conclusion of letting Chad and Jeff each be in one of the guest rooms and Max can be with him. It takes a while to get everything settled but eventually everyone is safe and sleeping. Ian has a small drink of water before getting in bed himself.

In his sleep Max rolls over to Ian. Ian smiles softly, wrapping his arms around him. Soon Ian finally falls back asleep, but doesn't get to sleep for long. He wakes up to his alarm, he tiredly turns it off and lays there for a moment. That's when he realizes the spot next to him is empty. Ian gets up in concern, following the noises that happen to be coming from the bathroom. He finds Max in his bathroom, sitting on the floor next to the toilet. Ian walks over and crouches down next to him. Max gives him a confused and helpless look. Ian feels his heart break slightly as he pushes Max's hair out of his face. Max quickly leans over the toilet to vomit again, Ian holding his hair for him. Once Max doesn't have anything else to throw up Ian helps him up. Ian tells him to stay put as he grabs his phone and a glass of water.

"Yeah, I know. I'll just work from home if that's ok. I can come in later if you need me," Ian says to the person on the other end of the phone.

"Thanks, sir. Yes you can meet him sometime. Thanks again," Ian continues after a short pause, handing Max the cup of cold water.

"What- I'm so confused," Max says after Ian hangs up.

"It's ok, just take this and I'll explain once you're feeling a bit better," Ian says softly, handing him two pills.

Max just nods, swallowing the pills and taking a few long sips of water. Ian takes him back into the bedroom to lay down. Ian sits down on the bed, putting a pillow over the headboard to lean on. Max pulls a blanket over him and curls up next to Ian. With a small smile Ian runs his hand through his hair gently. Max seems to calm down and close his eyes. A thump from another room reminds Ian he's got two other people in his house. Ian gets up, using a pillow to replace him. Max groans slightly, making grabby hands at him. Ian chuckles and leans down to kiss Max's cheek.

"I'll be right back, wait here," Ian smiles, Max huffs but nods.

Trying to figure out which room the noise came from Ian just goes to the closest guest bedroom. He finds Jeff on the floor looking completely confused. Jeff looks up when he hears the door and finds Ian leaning in the doorway with an amused look. Jeff just gets  more confused as he gets up and stumbles slightly as he walks over. Before he can say anything Ian grabs his arm and drags him to the other guest room. They find Chad laying in the bed still half asleep. Ian clears his throat loudly, startling Chad awake. Chad looks slightly less confused, since he was the most conscious when everything happened.

"So what the fuck is going on?" Jeff asks.

"Max called me last night and I found you guys wasted off your asses at that kids park. I took you guys to my place since I don't have a key to yours," Ian answers.

"Oh," is all Jeff can say.

"Anyway, you guys can go hang out in the living room, I'll make breakfast in a minute," Ian says before heading to walk back to his room.

"Wait, where's Max?" Chad asks, raising an eyebrow.

"Already been awake, he's in my room. He was puking this morning so I let him chill with me," Ian answers before heading back to Max.