Petty Crime ✓ maxian

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[i did a face revel,, it's in my one shot story]

"So why exactly are we going shopping?" Max asks.

"Well we need more cereal and shit, and while we're at it let's make you look more gay," Chad answers.

"No. Fucking. Way."

"Yes fucking way!" Jeff chuckles, wrapping his arm around Max's shoulders.

"Dude if we're gonna win this you're going to have to act even more gay then you already do. So like, start practicing," Chad says as he grabs a shopping cart.

"Fine," Max huffs.

Max takes advantage of Jeff's arm around his shoulders. He crouches down slightly and scoops up Jeff's legs while holding his back. Jeff screams slightly in surprise and clings to him in fear of falling. Once he collects himself Jeff immediately starts whining about not wanting to look gay as well. In annoyance Max threatens to kiss Jeff to shut him up. Chad laughs his ass off as Jeff quickly shuts up. Grumpily Jeff hides his face in Max's neck. Max just keeps walking, his expression making him look tired and suicidal (same). Chad pushes the cart and makes his way to the aisle with cereal. Max's phone rings and he realizes his hands are full and can't grab it.

"Jeff, grab my phone for me," Max says.

"Fine," Jeff says, grabbing his phone and smacking Max's ass with it while he's at it.

"What the fuck you fag-" Max starts but stops when Jeff answers the call.

"Hello, Max's phone!" Jeff says.

"Ian who? Oh yeah, here he is," Jeff talks into the phone before holding it to Max's ear.

"Hello," Max says casually.

"Jeff you're an idiot first off, second, now you're acting like the faggot," Chad snorts as he throws some cereal boxes into the cart.

"Noon? Sure, sounds good. See you then!" Max says before the call ends.

"What was that? You setting up a date with our fucking lawyer?" Chad questions.

"No idiot, he just needs the video. Plus he said he'd buy lunch and I mean free food," Max says.

"So it's a date," Jeff nods.

Max just groans loudly and pretends to drop Jeff. He screams and holds onto Max tightly before realizing it was a joke. Angrily he huffs as he hides his face from the stares of the people around him. They finish up shopping and head to the car with the goods. Max puts Jeff down carelessly when they reach the car. They put the things in the car and Max is left to push the cart back. Max runs to put the cart away and rides on it once he gets enough speed. He walks back to the car afterwards. He gets into the front seat after managing to get Chad out. He waits for Chad to get into the backseat before starting to drive.

"Grab the bags and get out," Max says.

"What about you? You're supposed to help us," Jeff complains.

"I have plans, so go," Max rolls his eyes.

Chad huffs and gets out after Jeff. They grab the bags from the back and head inside. After one more trip they close the trunk and go back inside, after handing Max the camera. Max sighs and changes the radio so it plays something he finds acceptable. He makes sure he has everything before starting to drive. Happily he gets to the place Ian wanted them to meet at. Some fast food place that's food is supposed to be really good. Max grabs the camera and heads inside to find Ian.

"There you are, aussie," Ian chuckles.

"Nice to see you too, cunt," Max says without thinking.

"Good to know I'm appreciated, cunt," Ian copies his tone.

Max smiles slightly, sitting down next to him. It's comforting knowing someone shares your rude humor. Max hands him the camera and they start chatting. They talk for what seems like forever, sharing jokes and messing around. Of course they did eat, Ian paying for it. Even after they finished eating they decided to hang out for a while longer. But once it starts getting late Ian has to leave. He has to wake up early and go to a case. They walk out together to Ian's car. Max awkwardly waves goodbye before leaving to go to his own car. To say the least, Max had a fucking great time.

[this is a filler for @flareonapocalypse]