Class Acsidents and Asses

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After breakfast all students were given five minutes to get to class. As you were walking to Transfiguration taught by Mis McGonagall you were roughly grabbed by the elbow and pushed into a wall. Growling as you looked up “What's wrong with you it's only the second day! Malfoy?” You questioned looking at the blond as his goons kept look out for any teachers. “Who do you think you are?! Treating me the way you did last night, I've never been that insulted before!” He yelled blocking any form of escape. Scoffing “Oh sorry I didn't give his majesty my name. It's (First/Name) and I'll tell you this I. Will. Not. Tolerate. Someone demeaning or insulting one of my friends.” You sneered then threatened getting in his face making him back way. Tsking “I'm not scared of any petty Hufflepuff, the weakest house here in Hogwarts.” Draco said with a smirk making you ball your fists. Stomping on his foot then pushing him when he tried to hold his injured foot. Hearing Draco yelp Crabbe and Goyle turned quickly to help him back up. “My father will hear about this!” He yelled as you stepped over him triumphantly and entered your class. Sitting down next to Hermione “You don't mind if I sit here do you?” You asked as she happily shook her head. Laying your books near the edge of the table for class and getting ready when someone smacked them off the desk. Quickly getting down to pick them back up you heard a huff making you look up. To your dismay Draco and his posse sat down a few tables away from you and Hermione. Hearing everyone quiet down you quickly got back in your seat as McGonagall walked into the classroom and up to her desk. “Good morning everyone and welcome to transfigurations. Today I'll have you all write down the basics to performing a transfiguration properly.” She said swishing her wand making all of your books open to the right page. As you started writing you saw her turn into a cat and jumping up on her desk, making you look up quickly before she nodded in a sign to get back to work. Smiling you nodded getting back to work nearly fifteen minutes into class the doors suddenly opened making you jump and turn to see Harry and Ron a bit out of breath. “Whew, amazing, can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were late?” Ron asks making a small giggle bubble up as the professor jumped off her desk and turn back into her human form in front of the two boys. “That was bloody brilliant.” Ron said astonishment in his voice. “Thank you for that assessment, Mr. Weasley. Maybe if I were to transfigure Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch, maybe one of you would be on time.” She said unamused with the two as Harry made the excuse “We got lost.” “Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.” She said even more unamused. As they sat down you got back to work until the end of class. As you were packing up your books Hermione said her goodbyes quickly then left as Harry and Ron made there way over to you “It's a shame you didn't end up in Gryffindor, would have been useful not to get lost." Ron said while the three of you walked down the corridor to the next class. “I can draw you guys a map, if that'll help? I woke up early today and got a good look around.” You said entering the potions room in the dungeons. Taking a look around only three spots were left and none by each other, looking at each person one could sit with was Hermione, Susan, or Draco. Wrinkling your nose at him “Rock paper scissors loser has to sit by Draco.” You whispered to the boys who nodded and put up their fists. Cringing at you lose with scissors you rolled your eyes when Ron and Harry played again only this time winner gets to sit with Susan and not Hermione. Walking up to the only seat left you sat down wordlessly  in between the two Slytherin's making Draco turn sharply “What do you think you're doing?” He asked looking you over in disgust, sighing “This was the only spot left. Trust me you ignore me, I'll ignore you. This class will be done and over with before we even know it.” You said opening your ink. Hearing him about to reply you turned to him when the door slammed open and a tall dark haired man rushed in. “There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to enjoy the subtle science and exact art that is potion making. However, for those select few, who possess the predisposition, I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory and even put a stopper in death. Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confidant enough to not...pay...attention.” He said looking at Harry who seemed to be writing in his notebook, til he suddenly looked up. “Mr. Potter. Our...new...celebrity. Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?” You don't know? Well, let's try again. Where, Mr. Potter, would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?” He asked ignoring Hermione's hand that shot straight up at each question. “I don't know, Sir.” Harry said a bit lowly as The professor asked another question. “And what is the difference between Monkshood and Wolfsbane?” “I don't know, Sir.” Harry answered again this time a little annoyed. “Pity. Clearly, fame isn't everything, is it, Mr. Potter?” He said coldly making Harry snapback “Clearly Hermione knows, pity not to ask her.” He said a bit upset making everyone but you giggle “Silence…” He said looking at everyone before quickly making his way in front of Harry and Hermione's table. “Put your hand down you still girl. For your information, Potter, asphodel and wormwood make a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the Draught of Living Death. A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons. As for monkshood and wolfsbane, they are the same plant, which also goes by the name of aconite. Well. Why aren't you all copying that down." He asked glancing around at the students. Feeling a bit confused as you open your one notebook to write down what he said. “Who’s Lily?” You whispered as the professor stopped mid step passing your table on the way back to his desk before continuing and swiftly sitting down “And note Gryffindors five points will be taken from your house for your classmates cheek.” He said glancing at Harry then at before writing more. As the class went on the professor didn't make the Gryffindors lives easier. As Snape the professor's name you had learned from Draco  when he complained about having to be pared up with you to make a simple potion to heal boils. Went around the room nitpicking about how to weigh dried nettles and crush snake fangs and criticizing almost everyone except Malfoy and you, making you think he was just playing favorites. When he had told everyone to look at the perfect way your group had stewed the horned slugs when from the corner of your eye you saw green smoke and a loud hissing coming from Neville's group. Turn and gasping “Oh my jeez! Neville what did you do!” You said nearly rushing over when the cauldron finally melted and broke through sending the ruined potion all over. Making people jump onto their chairs when the acid like fluid started to melt their shoes. Hearing Neville's pained moan you jumped from table to table much to everyone's surprise “Are you okay? Oh my gosh we have to get him to the infirmary Professor Snape!” You said jumping down from the table and avoiding the dangerous poison of the floor to him seeing crude red boils covering his arms and possibly the entire front of his body under his clothes. “Don't touch him or there will be more than just one person getting injured today.” Snape said breaking from his slight shock and walking to you and Neville. “Malfoy run to the infirmary and get the nurse. This will be the end of class for today everyone, your homework will be learning proper safety care and rules for potion making.” He said forcing you to you feet from your crouched position to keep you from touching the boy while everyone got there things as Malfoy reluctantly did as he was told and left to get the nurse. Packing everything that belonged to you, you looked at Malfoy's materials that was left behind, sighing you organized his things before taking them with you as Snape told you to leave as he was tending to Neville telling you to close the door behind you. Later after Neville was cured from the accident  you walked next to him trying to console him on what happened wasn't his fault the both of you entered the great hall for study period when you found Draco scowling at the boy you were walking with “Thanks to that imbecile all of my stuff is still in Professor Snape's class and he won't let me get it! It's not my fault Neville is a damn cluts!” He said slamming his fist on to the table making the boy cringe a bit. Shaking your head you walked over to the Slytherin table “Hey Malfoy don't consider this a favor or anything but here. I had a feeling the professor wouldn't let anyone else back into the class until the accident was cleaned up.” You said putting his supplies down in front of him before walking away not letting him speak in favor of chatting with Ron and Harry at their table making a few of house mates look at you table when you sat down with a smile as Harry asked “What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?” Making you look to the boy in question muttering a spell and tapping a cup “He's trying to turn it into rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before…” He said dropping his sentence when a small explosion caught your attention. Turning to the boy again his face was covered in dust and he looked a bit dazed. Shaking your head “What is with your house getting hurt so much?” You asked as owls flew in “Ah. Mail's here!” Ron said happily as his mail is dropped in front of him as a small box was dropped in front of you by the owl the school let you use making you smile. Reading the small note that came with it ~Tell him we wish him a happy birthday to baby girl. Hearing Harry ask for Ron's newspaper you leaned on the table to read it upside down when someone got your attention “Hey, look! Neville's got a Remembrall!” Turning to the boy with a clear glass ball in hand Hermione looked happy “I've read about those. When the smoke turns red it means you've forgotten something.” She said as gray smoke with in turned red. Making Neville look up “The only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten.” Looking at his clothes “I think I know what you forgot. Where's your cloke?” You asked tilting your head as his eyes went wide before quickly running out to get it. “Hey, Ron (First/Name) somebody broke into Gringotts. Listen, Believed to be the work of dark witches or wizards unknown, Gringotts goblins, while acknowledging the breach, insist that nothing was taken. The vault in question, number 713, had in fact been emptied earlier that same day. That's odd. That's the vault Hagrid and I went to.” Harry said a bit confused. Nodding not really interested in that you covered Harry's eyes and put the small box in front of him. Moving your hand away then looking down Harry's eyes widened “Sorry it's a bit late but I did promise to get you a birthday present. I asked my mom and dad to use some of my piggyback saving to get you a present! So happy late birthday Potter!” You said giving him a big smile as he opened it finding a bronze trimmed pocket watch inside. Seeing him shake “You didn't have to do this (First/Name).” He said with a smile as his eyes shined with the beginnings of tears. Giving him a caring smile you crawled over the table and gave him a hug “You're my friend and I don't care if we aren't all that close I get my friends the best! And besides my Pappy and Nana love to spoil me with large cards on any special occasion. So Ron you can expect a nice present from me this Christmas.” You said getting up and grabbing you things “Come-on you two let's go learn how to ride a broom.” You smiled as Harry rubbed his eyes and Ron got up quickly “Can I make a request then if you want to get me a present?” He asked making you laugh. Outside on the practice field. Everyone was lined up in two rows with brooms by in front of you. As the flying professor walked down the middle “Good afternoon, class.” She said as you so greater her “Good afternoon, Madam Hooch.” Turning you everyone as she fit the end of the line “Welcome to your first flying lesson. Well, what are you waiting for? Everyone step up to the left side of their broomstick. Come on now, hurry up. Stick your right hand over the broom and say, Up!” She said as everyone did as they were told. As you were saying up Harry's broom flew into his hand nearly knocking him over with the force of it. Looking down the line as Draco became the second to get his broom up with a smirk, when yours flew to your hand on the third command holding it still as you watched everyone tried harder when the coach yell ”With feeling!” You covered your mouth to stop the giggle when Ron's broom smacked him in the nose when he yelled “Up!!” Making Harry snicker at him. “Shut up, Harry. You too (First/Name) I see you laughing to!” he said pointing at you when his broom flew at his hand out of nowhere. “Now, once you've got hold of your broom, I want you to mount it. And grip it tight, you don't want to be sliding off the end. When I blow my whistle, I want each of you to kick off from the ground, hard. Keep your broom steady, hover for a moment, and then lean forward slightly and touch back down. On my whistle...3...2…” She blew on her whistle just before you could kick off Neville immediately lifts up  looking quite frightened. Sucking in air as it clearly seemed he didn't have control “Mr. Longbottom?” The coach said seeing him up “Neville, what are you doing?” A girl from his house asked as about from Slytherin said “We're not supposed to take off, yet.” As he started to move forward “M-M-Mr. Longbottom Mr. Longbottom!” Hooch said as Neville began to soar screaming and yelling “AHH! Down! Down! Ahhhh!” Begging to chase after him “I don't think he has control over his broom!” You yelled running on along the grass as everyone else followed watching as he zooms through the air. Seeing the coach pass you and take out her wand when Neville started to fly back at the group screaming for help. “Mr. Longbottom!” Hooch yells jumping out of the way and making everyone either scatter or duck “Ahhhh! Whoa! Ahhh! Help!” He yelled as his cloak snagged on a statue. Getting up quickly and running to help him as his cloak ripped making him fall. Gasping as he again got snagged but fell out of his cloak you heard a snap making you jump to his side and cradle him as everyone else watched in either amusement or shock “is he he okay?” Susan asked as he began to whimper in pain holding his wrist “Everyone out of the way! Out of the way!” Hoch yelled as everyone moved “Owowowow.” Neville said as you moved away “Oh, oh, oh, oh dear. It's a broken wrist. Tch, tch, tch. Good boy, come on now, up you get.” She said helping Neville to his feet  “Everyone's to keep their feet firmly on the ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to the hospital wing. Understand? If I see a single broom in the air, the one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts before they can say, Quidditch.” Hooch said holding Neville close as she took him away. Watching worriedly as they left you turned sharply when you heard snickering “Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass.” Draco said holding up Neville's rememberable make everyone in his house laugh and making you frown. “Give it here, Malfoy!” Harry said holding up his hand. “No. I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find. How 'bout up on the roof?? What's the matter, Potter? Bit beyond your reach?” Draco said getting on his broom and flying above everyone. Seeing Harry mount his broom you smiled when Hermione stopped him. “Harry, no! You heard what Madam Hooch said! Besides, you don't even know how to fly!” Hermione said grabbing his arm as Harry looked at her then flew off ignoring her words. Walking over and patting her on the back as she muttered “What an idiot.” Watching the scene from the ground as Harry tried to knock the blond from his broom only for him to twirl doing a 360. Squinting as Draco pulled back his arm “He wouldn't!” You said as he threw his arm forward as Harry zipped after the rememberable. As Draco landed Ron, Hermione, and Susan had to hold you back “Oh you think you're so cool, Draco! We'll get your butt over here so I can lock your butt and knock you down a few levels!” You yelled as the blonds goons moved in front of him until Harry caught your attention “Harry got it!” You yelled breaking from the three you cheered running to meet him with the rest of the class. As everyone was cheering you gasped as McGonagall came walking across the courtyard you smacked Harry on the arm making him turn around “Mr. Potter? Follow me.” McGonagall said making Harry follow her after handing you the round sphere. Hearing Draco and his posy laugh you turn to him with an angry expression. “I hope karma bites you in the butt for being such a jerk.” You said turning to walk inside the building making sure to bump into the blond on your way with Ron and a few others following after you.

I tried mixing it up a little by adding a fix details from the book and I adore the extended cut of the potions class Harry can be such a daddy and RIP Alan Rickman, may you live on in our hearts for ever.

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