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future Police officer Tom x future bandit Tord

Requested by: no one :p I had an idea lmao

(Smut warning ;3)

Tords pov;;

I slip down the street, watching nervously for police cars.
I was wanted by the police, making this harder than necessary.
I should have moved on from this town and went off robbing and massacuring a new area but something stopped me.
Maybe it was because Tom had been apart of the police team here.
I blushed lightly thinking of the spiked hair male.
I shook my head and continued onward, spotting a gun store.
I smiled, pulling my gun out and walking inside casually.
I quickly shot at the ceiling, shooting a light that went out with a bang.
Everyone looked over at me in alarm and some screamed in terror.
I walked through the store, leaning against the counter and smiled at the nervous cashier.
She stared at me, utterly horrified making me chuckle lightly.
"I want whatever's in the cash register and the most deadly thing you've got in stock," I say blankly as She nods and hands me the register and quickly scurries off.
I spot a young male in the back pressing a button under the desk making me growl.
"Did you really think calling the police is gonna do anything?" I say, resting my finger on the trigger and aiming it at him.
I pull it without hesitation making blood splatter all over the wall.
People shriek as he slides to the floor, sounding like music to my ears.
The cashier appears again, handing my a spear gun.
I smile at the spear, thinking of toms harpoons.
I adjust my eye patch, coughing a little at that thought and start to walk out of the building, hearing sirens blare.
Shit its the police!
I duck into an Alley as the flashing lights get closer, and the blaring cars appear in front of the store.
I find myself grinning as I spot a certain male step out of the car, looking around.
He looked slim in that uniform and the visors he had over his eyes made him look so formal and serious, making his appearance so much different than i remember.
Toms eyes scanned the area, spotting my jacket and yelling out my name.
I sprint off as I hear him yelp at me to stop.
I leap over a fence and take off down the street, Tom following close behind.
"Tord! Stop!" He calls as I continue running.
I run into the street and down a couple blocks and turn a corner to a dead end.
I stop and stare hopelessly but i smirk, hearing toms footsteps behind me.
"Put your hands up Commie," he growls, pulling out his pistol.
I turn around and grin innocently, putting my hands up.
"Put ya hands in the air like ya just don't care Thomas~ Ya got me!" I chuckle while he rolls his eyes.
"Don't call me that," he grunted.
"Feeling grumpy Tommy~?" I ask, putting my face inches from his.
He blushes and pushes me off and handcuffs me.
"This would make an interesting Hentai wouldn't you say?" I ask seductively.
"Shut up or ill fucking taze you," Tom growls, his voice cracking slightly.
I smile as he blushes heavily and guides me to his car.

~ time skip ~

Toms pov;;

I walk past the cells, frowning when I spotted the Norwegian.
"C'mon Tord you have trial," I say, catching his attention.
He looks over at me, that cocky grin of his spreading across his face.
He adjusted his shirt and leaned towards me, grabbing my collar.
His breath smelled like cigarettes, making me gag slightly. (Wheeze cuz tom doesn't have a gag reflex :p)
"Now how did I get in this situation?" He asks, letting go of my collar.
"You robbed a gun store at gun point," I reply "Now let's go,"
"You're no fun," he groans, letting me take him to the place is was allowed to change at.
I had to watch him change, making my nervous every step closer we got.
What if hes hot?!
I blush and shake my head as Tord rambles on about how much of a jerk I was being.
"Okay Turd," I say, opening the door for him.
He goes inside as I follow behind him, handcuffing him.
"Privacy?" He asks, blushing lightly.
I cock my brow at his blush but shake it off, figuring he was just embarrsed.
"I'm supposed to stay with you but ill turn away if you want," I say, looking in the opposite direction.
I hear shuffling as he starts to undress and I can't help but peek over my shoulder.

(Ok folks sin is here so if you don't like it you can skee daddle)

Fuck he's hot!
I can't help but stare, a deep red forming over my face.
Tord looks up at me and chuckles, making me feel a boner against my pants.
Oh no
"Well look who's happy to see me?" He grins, walking towards me completely naked.
I blush even more as the short male grabs my collar and pulls my head down in a kiss.
I gasp as he puts his hand on my crotch, making him slip his tongue into my mouth.
He begins to undo my pants as sweat beads down my forehead.
Tord grins innocently at me and grabs my length and starts to rub it, getting a moan from me.
He goes faster, making me moan louder.
After a short while he pulls away and takes off my shirt, kissing me sweetly. He then licks it, making me shiver from spine to toe.
He proceeds to give me a blowjob as I curl my fingertips into his hair.
I let out a shaky moan as he started deep throating, gagging slightly.
After a short bit he moves away and I whimper slightly as tord grabs my handcuffs and pushes me down against the table.
He grabs some lotion and lubricates himself, making me grow more and more antsy.
He handcuffs me and whispers in my ear "fuck I love you tom," before entering me.
I winced in pain and squeezed my eyes shut in a strain as he looks at me with a worried expression.
"You ok?"
"Y-yea im fine," I reply, squirming slightly.
After a couple agonizing minutes I nod at him to continue.
He thrusts slowly at first, making me let out small painful little moans.
I grit my teeth as he speeds up slightly.
"Ah~ fuck t-tom ‎du er så stram," Tord moans out, gripping my hips.
It starts to feel good, great even as tord maintains a steady pace.
"Mhm H-harder!" I whimper as he stops, grinning at me.
"Beg,"
I frown and shake my head as he groans, pulling hard on my handcuffs.
"Oh fuck me Tord~! I want your big fat cock up my pathetic ass! Fuck me as hard and rough as you can and treat me like the slut I am~!" I cry out, slightly embarrsed.
He smirks and slams into me, earning a scream of pleasure.
"Oh f-fuck yes Tord~!" I moan, feeling myself hurtle towards the edge.
"‎oh tom jeg er nær!" Tord moans, stroking me roughly.
"F-Fuck tord I'm g-gonna~!" I moan out as I release the sticky white fluid all over the place.
He pulls away and does the same as we both let out a shaky pant.
We put our clothes back on and smile at each other, sneaking a kiss on the cheek here and there.

Smuts over now :3

Tords pov;;

Tom puts his handcuffs back on me as I smirk at his still flustered face.
He appeared to be very tired as he ordered me out of the Lockeroom sort of thing and walked me to court.
I didn't say much during the trial as Tom watched from the background.
"Now Tord I see you've robbed several areas around here, including a seven eleven and a convenience store correct?" The judge asks.
I nod as Tom coughs loudly.
"Actually it was a gun shop and a Wal-Mart sir,"
"Okie Dokie daddy~" I chuckle, making the whole room go quiet.
I looked at tom and he looked like he was about to fucking taze me.
"May i approach?" Tom asks, as the judge grants his request.
The taller male quickly scurried towards me, a deep blush showing.
"Tord you fucking idiot," he growls, reaching into his pocket.
Last thing I remembered was him smacking me over the head with a nightstick.