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tordedd smut bc i haven't updated in a while

(Contains hella smut)
Tords pov;;

"Edddddddd!" I yelled, looking for the hooded boy.
I looked around the rooms to spot him digging underneath his bed.
"Uggghh where is it..? I know I had it earlier.." The small boy groans, his ass up in the air.
"What are you looking for?"
He smacks his head against the top of the bed, glancing briefly at me before going back to searching.
"I lost my sketch book.." Edd groans.
I smile slightly and lean over to him, my attention being pulled towards his butt.
"Ughhhgg what the Heck did I do with it it!" The frustrated boy yelped.
"Tsk tsk edd you cussed!" I fake gasp, smacking his ass quickly and running out of the room.
I giggle as he yells, not paying attention and running smack into the wall.
"FUCK SON OF A HOE!" I yell, rubbing my forehead as edd stared at me wide eyed before laughing.
His face was a deep pink making my heart leap.
God is it illegal to be that fucking cute.
"You're a pervert Tord.."
I smile as he grabs the sketchbook out of his laundry.
"Ill take that thank you!" I grin, flipping through the pages.
"Hey! Give it back Tord!" He blushes, trying to reach for it but fails because he's too smol.
He notices me starting to get close to the middle, a nervous look plastered across his face and scurries away under the bed.
I stop and stare at what he was hiding.
It was gay.
Very very gay.
I stared at the drawing of us.
Or The 'ship' art as the fangirls say.
A blush creeps across my face as well as a twisted grin.
"Edd," I say dryly, trying to make myself sound mad.
"Ehhhhh..."
"Edd, come here," I say, forcing as much venom into my words ass possible.
He crawls out of the bed slowly, his face glowing a deep red as I showed the art to him.
"What's this?" I ask, trying my fucking hardest not to burst out laughing.
Poor edd looked like he was gonna cry and faint.
"Something..." He whispers.
"Well I know that stupid, mind explaining a little..?" I grin stupidly.
"I-its just a doodle..." Edd says, trying to turtle into his hoodie.
"Well guess what.." I smile and grab his chin, forcing him to look into my eyes.
"W-what?"
I grin wickedly and pull him into a kiss.
I wrap an arm around his waist as he tries to comprehend what the fuck is happening.
"So you got a thing for me..?" I ask, giggling as he blushed darkly.
"y-yea.."
"love you too Eddie," I chuckle.
He blushes awkwardly and grabs my arm as tom walks by.
"That's gay,"
"Suck my dick tom," I retort.
"That's edds job," he snorts, going downstairs.
Edd blushes darkly and I chuckle at the idea.
Okay now that's really fucking gay
"Wanna watch a movie or something..?" I shrug as he nods slightly.
We head to the living room, where tom was watching a movie.
"Shove over," I say as the spiked hair male looks up.
"Why?"
I glance towards edd and he giggles.
"Fags,"
"Oh shuddup you know you wanna bone Matt," edd chuckled, grabbing a cola from the fridge.
"W-What?! I-I- N-No!" Tom blushed, curling his hands into fists.
"HA YOU DO!" I wheeze as tom quickly scurries into his room.
I sit down, watching him go, while edd crawls onto my lap resting his head on my chest.
"What do you wanna watch?" I sigh, wrapping my arms around him.
"Gravity falls..?" He shrugs.
~ time skip ~
"Hey tom!" I shout as I spot the male peeking down the hall.
"What commie?"
"Come here,"
He nods and walks over as edd buries his face in my neck, still watching t.v.
"Yea?"
"Can you take Matt somewhere.." I whisper.
"Uhh yea why?" Tom asks, his voice loud enough to make edd jump.
"Ungh..c'mon its at the good part!" He wailed.
"Because tom I want too.." I made the 👉👌 symbol with my hands. "And quite frankly Matt is too innocent to walk in on that.."
"oh..Oh..OH! Uhh I see...MATT!" Tom yelled, making a disgusted face at me.
"WHAT?"
"COME ON WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!" tom screeches making edd stare.
"Shut the fuck up im trying to watch this,"
"Christ edd," I giggle as he angrily points at dipper and Mabel screaming and running from the fucking evil Dorito.
"What are we shopping for..?" Matt asks.
"Just get your sweet ass out the door, were going to Wal-Mart.." Tom grumbles opening the door for the ginger.
The two walk out while edd and I continue watching the show.
~ roughly an hour later~
I watch as grunkle Stan stares at Mabel, who was trying to help him get his memory back, hearing sniffles next to me.
"Edd are you crying..?"
"No damn shrek brought his onions here," the brown haired boy states, rubbing his eyes.
"Awww Ohmygod," I giggle.
"Shut up this scene always gets me," he sobs.
I kiss his cheek while he shivers, obviously cold.
"Jesus its cold," he whispers.
I take off my jacket and offer it to him, which he gladly accepts putting it on before it left my hands.
"Now that will cost you one blowjob," I joke as he blushes dark red.

(Smut has arrived!)

"I mean..Seriously..?" Edd giggles, kissing me deeply.
"I-I uh..yea..? I stutter as he smirks, grabbing my crotch.
He rubs me slightly as a blush collects across my cheeks and a soft moan escaps my lips.
Edd sat on the floor, turning off the Tv and unbuttoning my pants.
He sits on my lap and grins as I blush, feeling defenseless.
He grinds his hips against my crotch, earning a moan from the both of us.
"Nngnn~" edd moans softly, wrapping his arms around my neck.
I grunt as he swirls his hips around my lap, leaving small kisses on my neck.
He gasps slightly feeling my bulge press against his entrance. "Wow tord,  happy to see me?" He grins and moves back to floor, jerking me off agonizingly slowly.
"d-don't tease me..unng.." I whisper as his pace increases.
He licks the tip while his hands move up and down quickly, one of my hands gripping his hair and the other gripping the side of the couch.
His hand job quickly evolves into a blowjob, making my quiet noises louder.
"O-oh god..nggh..ahh," I moan before he pulls away, stripping himself.
I stare in awe as he attempts to hide his face, slightly embarrassed, before kissing me again.
"p-please be gentle...uhh its my first time," edd chuckles quietly, sitting down on my lap.
"I'm not making any promises," I smile, easing into him.
He yelps and digs his nails into my shoulders, tears pecking at his eyes.
I giggle, murming soft words of encouragement into his ears as he moans slightly.
After a while he nods to continue, gripping my hand hard as I thrust into him.
"Nngng~ h-harder Tord!" Edd yelps I start going faster and harder as Edd requested. "Nngnn~ f-fuck!" Edd said as I'm close. "I-I'm close" I say and I keep going thrusting more. I came and he lifted himself off my dick having the cum ooze out of him. We were both panting naked. "I-I love you" Edd says. "Me too" I say as I get a blanket from the ground and cuddle Edd. 

~time skip~
Matt came in the living room seeing tord and Edd, "WHAT THE FUCK" he yelped.