Pineapples (Shit post)

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Tom stared at the cup placed before him, Tord, Edd, and Matt staring at him. The spiked haired male swirled the contents of the cup, noticing how it was a yellow juice. By everyones faces Tom half expected to taste piss.
     "Go ahead Tom, drink it," Tord chuckled.
     "Do I want to?" Tom sighed, staring at the cups contents.
Edd and Matt were truly struggling not to laugh, chanting "drink it!" over and over again.
Tom sighed, tilting the cup to his lips and taking a sip. It was sweet and quite frankly tastey. He tilted his head at the wheezing men, wondering why they were laughing so hard.
     "Was it poisoned or what?" He shot a glance at Tord.
The Norwegian only laughed in response, snorting loudly and falling to the floor. Tom lifted the mug, checking to see if they did the Mickey mouse trick again. To his surprise the cup had no marks on it, fueling his suspicion.
     "For real guys, what the fuck did you do it it?" Tom pinched the bride of his nose, sighing.
Matt choked and began wheezing, as Edd laughed out, "Its pineapple juice!"
The males waited eargly for toms reaction but to their surprise he just smiled, titling his head back and fucking chugging the juice.
They all gasped in horror as he slammed the cup down, smiling widely.
He only said "Fuck y'all," in response

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