The Hunchback of Adventure Bay

Tracker's girl

(Humdinger looks up to the cathedral's bell tower, and
Tracker's home. In the tower, the 'goyles talking.)

Zuma: Oh, it doesn't look good.

Rocky: It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless.

(Cut to Rubble playing cards with a pigeon)

Rubble: You're telling me! I'm losing to a bird!

Rocky: Oh, that poor gypsy girl. I'm beginning to fear the worst.

Zuma: I know, but, now, don't you say anything to upset Tracker. He's worried enough already.

Rubble: Yeah, you're right. We'd better lighten up.

Rocky: Shh, shh, shh! Here he comes!

Zuma: Now just stay calm.

Rocky: Not a word.

Rubble: Easy does it.

Rocky: Stone faced.

(Enter Tracker)

Tracker: Any sign of her?

(Rocky quickly breaks up)

Rocky: Oh, it's a lost cause! She could be anywhere!
In the stocks, in the dungeon, on the rack! (Begins to cry)

Zuma: Nice work, Rocky.

Tracker: No, he's right. What are we going to do?

Rubble: What are you guys talking about? If I know Skye,
she's three steps ahead of Humdinger, and well out of harm's way!

(On "Skye", Hugo shows a Queen from his deck of cards.
On "three", he shows a 3, and on "Humdinger", he shows a joker.)

Tracker: Do you really think so?

Rubble: Hey, when things cool off, she'll be back. You'll see.

Tracker: What makes you so sure?

Zuma: Because she likes you. We always said you were the cute one.

Rubble: I thought I was the cute one!

Zuma: No, you're the fat, stupid one with the big mouth!

Tracker: What are you saying, exactly?

Zuma: Take it from us, Tracker. You've got nothing to worry about.

Rubble: Yeah, you're irresistible.

Rocky: Knights in shining armour certainly aren't her type.

Rubble: And those guys are a dime a dozen. But you? You're one of a kind. Look... ADVENTURE BAY, THE CITY OF LOVERS IS GLOWING THIS EVENING TRUE, THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S ON FIRE, BUT STILL, THERE'S L'AMOUR. SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IN THE NIGHT HER HEART IS ALSO ALIGHT AND I KNOW THE GUY SHE JUST MIGHT BE BURNING FOR... A GUY LIKE YOU, SHE'S NEVER KNOWN, KID A GUY LIKE YOU A GIRL DOES NOT MEET EVERY DAY! YOU'VE GOT A LOOK THAT'S ALL YOUR OWN, KID COULD THERE BE TWO?

Zuma/Rocky:LIKE YOU?

'Goyles: NO WAY!

Rubble: THOSE OTHER GUYS THAT SHE COULD DANGLE
ALL LOOK THE SAME FROM EVERY BORING POINT OF VIEW
YOU'RE A SURPRISE FROM EVERY ANGLE
MON DIEU ABOVE, SHE'S GOTTA LOVE A GUY LIKE YOU!

Rocky: A GUY LIKE YOU GETS EXTRA CREDIT
BECAUSE, IT'S TRUE, YOU'VE GOT A CERTAIN SOMETHING MORE!

Rubble: YOU'RE ACES, KID

Zuma: YOU SEE THAT FACE, YOU DON'T FORGET IT

Zuma/Rocky:WANT SOMETHING NEW?

Rubble: THAT'S YOU

'Goyles: FOR SURE!

Zuma: WE ALL HAVE GAPED AT SOME ADONIS

Rocky: BUT THEN WE CRAVE A MEAL MORE NOURISHING TO CHEW

Rubble: AND SINCE YOU'RE SHAPED LIKE A CROISSANT IS

'Goyles: NO QUESTION OF SHE'S GOTTA LOVE A GUY LIKE YOU!

(A distinct slowdown in the music finds Zuma sitting on top of a piano.)

Zuma: CALL ME A HOPELESS ROMANTIC BUT QUASI, I FEEL IT

Rocky: SHE WANTS YOU SO ANY MOMENT SHE'LL WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR

(Rubble comes through the door dressed as Skye)

Rubble: FOR...

Rubble: A GUY SO SWELL

Zuma/Rocky: A GUY LIKE YOU
WITH ALL YOU BRING HER
I TELL YOU, QUASI
A FOOL COULD TELL
THERE NEVER WAS
IT'S WHY SHE FELL
ANOTHER, WAS HE?
FOR YOU KNOW WHO
FROM KING TO SERF TO
THE BOURGEOISIE
YOU RING THE BELL THEY'RE ALL A SECOND STRINGER

'Goyles: YOU'RE THE BELL RINGER! WHEN SHE WANTS OOH-LA-LA THEN SHE WANTS YOU-LA-LA SHE WILL DISCOVER, GUY, YOU'RE ONE HECK OF A GUY, WHO WOULDN'T LOVE A GUY LIKE YOU?

Rubble: YOU GOT A LOT, THE REST HAVE NOT
SO SHE'S GOTTA LOVE A GUY LIKE YOU!

Skye: Tracker? Tracker!?