After about 10 minutes of doing nothing but laying on the floor holding our stomachs while laughing we decided to just make us some cereal. I giggled as i sat on the couch eating my cereal thinking about what just happen. Holy fudge monkeys that was priceless, i will never EVER forget that. I looked up to see Michael and Eli staring at me, what do they want? “Uhh, can a girl not enjoy her cereal in peace.?” I asked with a mouth full of cereal, oh wait i probably should've swallowed that, before i spoke. So lets try that again, i swallowed and smiled “Ok sorry about that, but uhh why are you staring at me..?” i whined as i went to take another big bite. What this girl likes to eat.
I giggled at my own thoughts, you don't hear that very often. I mean usually girls are counting up calories, or dieting or some other weird shit. But me on the other foot i will eat anything and everything, and i want a girlfriend thats like that. Not some twig, who barely eats. I mean i want a girl i can hold on to, a girl that has something i can grab, coughboobscough. Hehe boobs, i like boobs, oh yea back to reality. As i slowly came back to reality, i noticed michael and Eli still staring at me. Hmmm.. i thought for a second when i saw a pillow in the corner of my eye. Like that i was already coming up with an evil plan...mwhahahaha..
Ok the pillow was big enough for me to throw it at both Michael and Eli and i will hit them. But michael still has a bowl full of cereal in his lap, so if i threw the pillow and hit him chances are ill be giving Michael a cereal Bath. I don't think he would like that much. But i could throw my pillow at Eli, he finished his cereal. Hmmmm.
I smirked as i reached over and grabbed the pillow, and jumped up reading to attack my victim. Which so happens to be Eli at this moment, poor Eli won't know what hit him. As i readied my arm i noticed something red in the corner of my eye. I turned my head to get a better look at what was distracting me. When i got pelted in the face with two, not one but two pillows.
“CURSE!! my short attention span” i screamed while grabbing my heart and fell onto the couch. Acting as dramatic as i could get i shot my arm up and screamed “WHY? WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME?!” hehe i hope they fell for it cause i'm about ready to fire back.
From across the room i heard Eli chuckle “Renee, i’ve know you our whole lives. Do you really think i'm going to fall for the oldest trick in “Renees books a tricks”?” damnit i forgot i use to pull this trick on him A LOT when we were kids. Oh well ill just “bu but Eli you really hurt me” i started to fake cry and cover my face with my hands. But peeking through two of my fingers of course. “Really, Renee that might have worked on me when we were 10 but not now” he rolled his eyes.
“Damn 10 year old me, why couldn't you has saved that till now when i could've gotten Eli back?” i mumbled as i stood up dusting off my jeans as i smirked and started running straight to Michael. Right when i reached Michael, i heard Eli yell “WATCH OUT MICHAEL!!” but it was too late i was already laying on Michael with cereal all over us both.
Hey at least i got somebody, right. Wrong.
