“Rose, uhh well you see last time Stephen was here we kinda, uhmm…” oh boy how am i going to be able to tell rose that i slept with her cousin. That i was the, person he cheated on Rachelle with. I mean she went berserk and nearly chopped off Stephens head when she found out he cheated on Rachelle. You see Rose is one of those people that believe you should NEVER cheat on your partner. Even if you don't love them, and Stephen doesn't love Rachelle. I mean hes told me he can't trust her, cause she constantly lies to him. She flirts A LOT with everybody she talks to. He even thinks shes sleeping with her best friend Renee.
In all honestly i don't care if she is or not, i want Stephen all to myself. I don't want to share my fluffy cheese ball. I mean he is everything to me, besides hes the only guy i've ever had feelings for. And he will possible be the only guy i ever will. So before you ask if i'm bi, i'm not i like girl and Stephen. I mean i want to have gay babies with him! Hehe, that sounds so weird, oh right i was telling Rose.
“Erm, Rose you see erm. Lets see, Oh yea you remember that night Stephen came home all happy and bubbly and you asked him, why was he acting like that..?” she gave me a confused look but nodded yes. “Then he told he, he erm slept with someone and cheated on Rachelle and you went all berserk on him and yelled/ lectured him for hours and hours.” Now she’s glaring at me, and looks like she’s about to jump over the table, and beat the hell out of me. I might want to stand up and get ready to run, cause she’s not going to like what i'm about to say.
“Well, you see. I was never at the orphanage . I was in your cousins pants, well not actually in his pants i mean i took those off of him in about 2 seconds flat. But you know what i mea….AHHHHHH” i was getting chased by a crazy lady. hehe i’ve always wanted to say that for some odd reason. Oh my jesus this girl is fast, why don't she join the track team. She will help us win, hmmm maybe ill ask her to join after i let her beat the hell out of me and lecture/yell/scream at me. Cause i don't know how much longer i’ll be able to run.
I looked around looking for something that could protect me, but didn't see anything. So i sprinted and jumped on top of the fountain but had to steady myself before i fell and broke my sexy ass, or face. Rose can’t get up here, her short legs wouldn't have enough power to help her jump up here so i'm safe to talk to her from up here.
“Look Rose, i know you probably mad at me for being the one Stephen cheated on Rachelle with, and i'm so so ver..”
“YOU MEAN I OWE BRITTANY $10, BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T KEEP YOUR PANTS ON UNTIL AFTER STEPHEN BROKE UP WITH RACHELLE??!” wait did i just hear her right? did she just say she betted Brittany on when i'll sleep with Stephen. Or am i just gone mad cause i knew I just knew she was going to kick my ass for helping Stephen cheat on Rachelle.
