I snickered as i layed my head down on her legs, that was a good excuse i should use it more often. Because now i can be even closer to her as i listened to her sweet voice talk. I layed down and kinda shook my butt to get comfy when i heard her giggle i looked up at her and stuck my tongue out.
“You, should try laying down on this thing it’s not comfortable” i said as i looked at her, she just giggled and asked if i was comfy already. I said yea and waited for her to start.
“Well, you see i met Avery in kindergarten. I remembered he would always wear this orange shirt with bugs bunny on it. You know from off of looney tunes? Well he would always wear it with these big bunny ears and would walk around saying “Ehh what’s up doc.?” To everybody, i always found it kinda funny and never understood why he did that to people when they would be so mean to him. Well one day i had to pee like really bad cause i drank like ten of those capri sun drinks. And the teacher kept telling me no cause she told me not to drink so many in the first place. So i waited til she turned around and i took off down the hallway like i was moving faster than the superhero Flash.”
She smiled and looked down at me seeing if i was paying any attention to her, i smiled back at her to show her that i was.
“Well as i was running when i heard a little cry and someone yelling, so me being as curious as i am i took off the other way. Away from the bathrooms, when i rounded the corner i seen this really big kid. Probably twice my size, so i hid behind this giant trash can that was just sitting there and watched everything. The big kid, Chad, was slapping at Avery and laughing, so i felt really bad for the kid so i told my bladder to wait i has to save the day. I was a huge nerd when i was younger and loved the superhero movies, hell i still do. Anywhore, i was just standing there when i saw this red ball sitting on top of the trash can so i slowly reached up and grabbed the ball and threw it at Chad’s head. He growled, literally growled and turn to see who the culprit was thats when i snuck past him and grabbed Avery’s hand and took off running down the hall. Well it didn’t take Chad very long to figure out was going on, cause he ended up chasing us. Adventually he ended up cornering us, so i had to come up with another plan. I told Avery to distract Chad for a second. And you know what he did..?”
She looked down at me waiting for an answer, i just shrugged and said what. She laughed and started telling the story again.
“The dimwit, put on the biggest pair of glasses i have ever seen. Then pulled out bunny ears and a carrot out of his buzz lightyear backpack. Then he leaned back on the wall and put his foot up. You know like how the “cool” kids do when they are leaning against the wall, well thats what he did. And he put on a straight face and said “Ehhh, what’s up doc..?” to Chad. Don’t get me wrong it caught Chad off guard as he stood there staring at him like he just came from planet mars or something. I literally had to face palm, before i grabbed his hand and went sliding between chads legs and dragging Avery with me. And the only closest place i could find to hide at was the girls bathroom so i took off running towards there while still dragging Avery. At first he refused to step foot in the girls bathroom so i had to say “Do you want Elmer Fudd out there to kill you bugs bunny?” he stopped for a minute to think and next thing i knew he was pushing my into a stall in the bathroom because he didn’t want any “cute” girls seeing him in the girls bathroom. And that was the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”
I couldn't hold it any more i had to burst out laughing. “Oh my god that is the cutest thing i have ever heard.” I laughed for about 10 more minutes before i finally started to wipe my funny tears away and could actually talk normally again. “Ok, Rose now its your turn to ask a question.” i said as i stared at her waiting for her to come up with a question.
“When did you first meet, Eli and Michael?” Rose asked me.
“Well its really not a funny story like yours, but basically we met when we were just eggs and sperms in our mothers and fathers. Erm let me rephrase that, my mother and their mothers were friends in high school and so was our fathers. They all hung out in a big group together, well i really hope you know how children are made cause i’m not going into details. Tiffany (Michaels mom), Rachel (Eli’s mom) and my mom all got with their boyfriends at the time and did the dirty. Next thing you know my mom is pregnant with me, Rachel is pregnant with Eli and Tiffany was pregnant with Michael. Then they had us and now we are all BEST FRIENDS!!” I yelled as i sat up, and accidentally head butted her.
I grabbed my forehead and looked at her “Oh my Elephants im soo soo sorry!!” i said starting to freak out a bit, until i heard her laugh.
“I’m ok, Renee it was an accident just next time warn me, Ok?” she said, still laughing
Phew she’s ok, thank god i would’ve cried if i hurt her. I sighed as i covered my face with my hands and just sat there until i heard a whisper “Renee, are you ok?” i sighed as i nodded my head and began to move my hands when i realized how close her face was to mine. All i had to do is lean in a i would be able to kiss her pink lips.
I looked up at her to see she’s staring at my lips “Id be better if you kissed me” i whispered as i watched her eyes pry themselves away from my lips onto my eyes.
