Declan | Cal
"You are such and idiot that you're not even an idiot."
"That doesn't even make sense, idiot."
"Yes it does, idiot. Don't argue my logical explanations."
"That wasn't even an explanation, idiot."
"Whatever, idiot. Anyways, I'm perfectly fine being single, idiot."
"Stop calling me idiot, idiot. And I think a girlfriend will do you good."
"I'll stop calling you an idiot if you stop calling me an idiot. And how will a girl do me good? That's just another person for my parents to target."
"Fine, I'll stop calling you an idiot. And your parents don't have to know. You're living with me, you know."
"Yeah... well... uh... I have... pneumonia so I can't go on a date."
"That's a lie."
"No it's not..."
"That was a fake ass cough."
"You're a fake ass cough."
"Dec, you're going on this date."
"No I'm not."
"Yes the fuck you are."
"No the fuck I'm not."
"You are stressing me out."
"You are stressing me out."
"Don't you start that imitation garbage."
"I'm not going. Period. Point blank. Now leave me in my pneumonic sickness. Go, now, before this illness ails you."
"You are an idiot."
"Hey!"
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Short Story✑ 11:11 spin-off. You don't need to read 11:11 to understand this book, although it will be helpful. ••••• Jo has never had much luck at love. What with her slightly intimidating attitude and inability to keep a relationship going, she's been singl...
