Jo | Declan
"What is up YouTube, it's your boy—"
"Shut the hell up."
"—Declan here, and I'm here to show up another idiot—"
"Boy you better watch your mouth!"
"O-Oh, this isn't Cal?"
"No dumbass it's not."
"Whoops, uh, YouTube I've got to go. I've got an angry female on my ass."
"Just add fuel to the fire, why don't you."
"So uh..."
"I'm gonna find you and chop your little dick off."
"Hey! My little man is anything but little!"
"I'm having a hard time believing that's true."
"You're gonna make me cry, eyelash girl."
"Oh stop your sniffling, idiot. I can see right through your lies."
"Damn, you're a hard nut to crack."
"..."
"Um, hello?"
"..."
"Are you there?"
"I'm just waiting for an apology."
"What for again?"
"Boy bye."
"Wait!"
call ended
"Aw shucks."
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Short Story✑ 11:11 spin-off. You don't need to read 11:11 to understand this book, although it will be helpful. ••••• Jo has never had much luck at love. What with her slightly intimidating attitude and inability to keep a relationship going, she's been singl...