Jo | Declan | Cal
"Hello, Duck Land."
"Oh no, it's you."
"You don't sound happy to hear me."
"I would be happier had you not greeted me with the name that I despise."
"Oops, my bad Duck Land."
"Just add salt to the wound, why don't ya."
"So, what's up?"
"Is Eyelash Girl actually trying to start a civil conversation with me? I never thought this would happen!"
"Yeah yeah, put this date down in the history books, yada yada yada."
"Do you—"
"Duck Head, where the fuck did you put my glue pen?"
"I didn't touch it, Calvin."
"Hello, Cal! It's your worst nightmare!"
"Jo? What are you doing talking to Duck Head, I mean, Declan?"
"He has been harassing me, so I called to put him in his place."
"That's a lie. You're the one who cursed me out because you got an eyelash in your eye."
"Hey, I thought I was gonna die. I swear my life flashed before my eyes."
"Liar."
"You're annoying."
"Wait, so this isn't the first time you two have spoken?"
"On the contrary, Calvin Klein. It seemed that someone changed your contact in my phone to Jo's number so I would call her instead of you."
"Hm, I wonder who did that? I've gotta bounce. I'm meeting up with Lila."
"He's guilty."
"Obviously."
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Eyelashes | ✓
Short Story✑ 11:11 spin-off. You don't need to read 11:11 to understand this book, although it will be helpful. ••••• Jo has never had much luck at love. What with her slightly intimidating attitude and inability to keep a relationship going, she's been singl...
