Jo | Declan
"I do not believe that this is at all a decent hour to call."
"Shut up idiot its midnight."
"Yes, therefore I was knee deep in watching SpongeBob reruns."
"Wow you are a child."
"..."
"Hello?"
"Is that SpongeBob I hear in the background?"
"...No..."
"Yes it is hypocrite!"
"I don't need that from you."
"I'm rolling my eyes through the phone."
"If I were there I would punch you in the face."
"I'm still bruised so that would be very mean."
"I never said I was nice."
"Anyways, what are you calling me at this indecent hour for?"
"What, we can't just talk?"
"I mean...Yeah..."
"Okay you caught me. I need some help."
"At midnight?!"
"Not physical help. Idea help."
"Okay...With what?"
"Well...Cal is your best friend..."
"...Yeah..."
"And Lila is my best friend..."
"...Okay..."
"And their anniversary is coming up..."
"Spit it out, Joe Jonas."
"I don't appreciate that."
"You're avoiding it."
"Okay, okay, fine. Lila asked me to ask you what Cal would like for a surprise date for his birthday."
"Easy, go to a cooking class."
"Are you just saying that because Lila can't cook?"
"No I'm saying that because Cal likes to cook. And he's been saying that he wants to take a cooking class but hasn't had the time."
"Okay...I'll pass on the message."
"Why were you scared to ask me?"
"I didn't want you to think that I was using you to help Lila."
"Really?"
"SIKE. I was just being difficult. I just wanted to rile you up."
"That's cold."
"Hahaha."
"Leave me to my SpongeBob in peace."
"Bye bitch!"
"I can't with you."
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Short Story✑ 11:11 spin-off. You don't need to read 11:11 to understand this book, although it will be helpful. ••••• Jo has never had much luck at love. What with her slightly intimidating attitude and inability to keep a relationship going, she's been singl...
