[04] You've Been Bamboozled

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Jo | Declan

"I have a flipping eyelash in my eye."

"Hold on, is this the girl from yesterday?"

"Uh, is this Lila?"

"Nope."

"I swear I pushed her contact. Sorry, guy from yesterday. Bye."

"Hold o— fuck."

"Hello?"

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"Hello?"

"Lila! Help!"

"This isn't Lila"

"Shite. I can't see!"

"Um, what's going on?"

"Ow!"

"Do I need to call the police?"

"Fucking eyelash! Get the everliving fuck out of my eye!"

"Oh."

"Gosh dang, finally! Lila? You there?"

"Once again, this isn't Lila."

"You again? I know for a fact that I clicked Lila's number!"

"Looks like you've been bamboozled, my friend."

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