Markiplier Egos x Reader

Pie-The Guard

A.N. Okay here's day 7 of Ego Christmas. Just to let you know the Guard/Fnaf Mark s a lesser known ego of Mark's from the video's FNAF Musical. It's actually really good and funny. Anyway, hope you enjoy!

Pie was always good. Unless King of the Squirrels made it since there was nothing but peanut butter everywhere. But otherwise, it tasted amazing. As Christmas was getting closer you decided to make something special. In the kitchen with all of the ingredients out, you were just about ready to make the pie before someone walked in.

Looking up you noticed it was the Guard or Fnaf Mark. He was always so paranoid about what was happening in his surroundings. You didn't blame him though, I mean if you worked at a restaurant with killer animatronics that were trying to stuff you into a suit then you would go crazy too.

"Hey Guard, do you wanna make a pie with me? Maybe it will help you take your mind off of your stress."

Looking up at you he began to think it over. "I guess that would be fun. What kind of pie is it?"

You glanced at the cookbook and skimmed through the pages. "I haven't really decided yet. What kind of pie do you want it to be?"

"Oh, uh, I don't know. I don't really know a lot of different kinds of pie."

"Hmm, how about mince pie? That looks pretty good."

"Yeah, that does look good. So, uh, what do you want me to do?"

"How about you start to mix the ingredients together?"

"Okay."

Soon you two were almost done with the pies. You just had to wit for the oven to go off then let them cool down. Currently, you two were trying to clean up the kitchen so that Chef wouldn't get angry later.

You were about to put the flour away when you thought of an idea. Smirking evilly you picked up some flour and turned toward the Guard.

"Hey, Guard."

The Guard turned to look at you and his eyes slightly widened when he saw your devilish grin.

"Uh, what?"

"Get a load of this!" Throwing the flour at him you quickly went to scoop up some more missing his reaction. To say he was shocked was an understatement, he was definitely surprised.

Looking up at you while wiping the flour away he realized you were about to do it again. So he quickly dashed forward and scooped up some flour too. Before you could turn toward him he threw the flour at you. Taken aback, you quickly threw the flour you had at him.

Soon after that, it was a full out flour war. It just kept going back and forth. You were about to do it again before you were interrupted by a loud beep made by the oven.

You both turned toward the oven and stared at for a few seconds before remembering what you both were doing before the flour war.

"Oh yeah! I forgot we made mince pie's."

"Yeah, me too."

You quickly grabbed some oven mitts and went to take the pies out of the oven. They looked a little burnt but other than that they looked pretty okay.

"You know they don't look half bad. And I actually had fun with you today Guard."

"Yeah, I had fun with you too. I hope we can do this again sometime."

"Well, I'd like that very much."

Bonus:

*GASP* You both looked at the doorway to the kitchen and went pale.

"YOU BOTH RUINED MY KITCHEN! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!"

"Uh Oh!