Markiplier Egos x Reader

Presents-All Egos

A.N. Here's day 25 of Ego Christmas. I hope all of you had a wonderful Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate. I hope you enjoy!

Finally, it was Christmas. The day everyone was waiting for all year. All of the egos were excited, some more than others. You were excited too.

Walking downstairs you entered the living room. Right now you were kind of grumpy from being waken up by Bing and King jumping on your bed and yelling it's Christmas. After opening presents you were going to murder them.

Walking to the couch you sat down between the Host and Dark. Glancing over at Dark you noticed he was in an even pissier mood than you. He looked like he about to kill off everyone in the room.

"Did Wilford wake you up?"

Looking at you Dark softened his gaze. "Yes, as a matter of fact, he did."

Speak of the devil, Wilford came running in the room right after everyone was settled. "IT'S CHRISTMAS! TIME FOR OPENING PRESENTS!"

Soon everyone was opening presents, while one of the Jims was passing them out.

Wilford walked up to you and Dark and handed Dark a present. "Here you go, Darkipoo! I'm just sure you're gonna like it!"

While Wilford walked away to talk with someone else Dark unwrapped the gift until the wrapping paper was all gone. Looking at the present it was covered in zip ties everywhere.

Trying to hold in your laughter you looked away to gain your breath. Growling, Dark quickly looked at you and glared daggers at you. He then glared at Wilford and his shell started to break.

Deciding to give Dark a little space to cool down you scooted over closer to the Host.

"Hey, Host. How are you? Enjoying Christmas?"

"The Host answers (y/n)'s questions saying he is doing fine and that he is having a delightful Christmas so far. The Host asks (y/n) if they are enjoying their Christmas."

"I'm having a great time so far! I don't think Dark can say the same though. Did you open my present?"

"The Host has yet to open your present."

"Aw, I hope you like it. I got everyone here a present and it was pretty hard since there's a lot of you."

Before the Host can answer Wilford yells to gain everyone's attention. "NOW THAT EVERYONE'S DONE OPENING PRESENTS FROM EACH OTHER WE CAN OPEN GIFTS FROM THE LOVELY (Y/N)!"

Blushing from everyone almost immediately looking at you, you looked down and smiled.

"It's not that big of a deal."

Everyone then went over to the tree and grabbed their present from you. When they got it they sat back down where they were before.

Dark sat down next to you and started to quietly unwrap the present. Getting rid of all of the wrapping paper he opened the box and raised a brow.

"Do you like it?"

Taking the tie out of the box he looked at it closely. It was a dark red with a navy blue tint to it. "I think it looks lovely."

"Oh, thank the lord. It's not easy buying for you, ya know. Since you don't like a lot of things in the first place."

"I know it can be quite challenging, but that doesn't seem to have stopped you."

"Hey, what did Wilford get you?"

Sighing Dark scowled at the memory of what Wilford got hi for Christmas. "It was a jar of candy in it that was labeled Chill Pills."

"Oh, well then those are perfect for you."

Dark scowled at you before looking back down at the tie you got him. "I do appreciate this gift though, (y/n)."

"Well, I'm happy you like it."

Hearing an excited gasp you looked over and noticed the Jims opened their present from you. They each got a shirt that had 'Now You Know What An Awesome Reporter Looks Like' on it.

Looking up at you they all talked at once. "Thank you (y/n)!"

Laughing lightly you smiled at them. "Your welcome!"

Glancing over at the Host you scooted over to him like earlier. "Hey, Host. Did you open my gift yet?"

"The Host looks at (y/n) and smiles lightly. The Host tells (y/n) that the Host did, in fact, get (y/n)'s present and would like to say that he loved it very much."

"Aw, Host. I'm glad you loved it!"

Soon after all of the egos opened their presents from you they each one by one turned toward you and thanked you for the gifts.

Bill got a new hat, which he loved.

The Author got a new writing pen which he can't wait to use.

Chef got a cookbook called "Cooking for Dummies".

Artie got a new paintbrush, one that he wanted for a while.

King of the Squirrels got a huge bag filled with different kinds of nuts. He started to stuff them in his cheeks almost immediately.

Bim got a small cactus which he enjoyed so much that he accidentally touched it from excitement and then Dr.iplier had to lightly take the pricks out of his hand.

The Guard(Fnafiplier) got a new security hat since his last one was destroyed.

Survivalist got a shiny new sheath for his machete.

Light got a pillow you had made for him out of his feathers. He lightly laughed and smiled at you.

You gave each of the Googles a lava lamp with their colors. Red thought it was awesome. Oliver loved how beautiful it looked. Green thought it was pretty amusing. Blue thought it was a waste of space but still liked it since you had taken the time to get him something.

Cool Patrol-iplier got a pair of new shades and a cool leather jacket. He almost immediately put them on and gave you a wide smile with two thumbs up.

Dr.iplier got a new headband and a new stethoscope.

You gave Glitch a best friend bracelet with the other half. Glitch put it on immediately and looked at you with a wide excited smile noticing you were wearing the other half.

Bing got a new skateboard since Google broke his other one.

Frank (copiplier) got a mug that said 'Best. Cop. Ever.'

Kinkiplier got a new ball gag which he said he couldn't wait to use.

Wilford got a huge bag of candy he liked with a pink glittery switchblade in the middle that you thought he would like.

Yandere got a new sheath for his katana. He loved it so much that he actually got up and gave you a big hug.

Soon enough all of the egos got up and soon wrapped you up in a large family hug. Even Dark, even though it took awhile to convince him to do it.

Looks like Christmas this year was pretty enjoyable for everyone. Although now you'll have to watch out for Wilford and his new weapon.