Markiplier Egos x Reader

Host SFW Alphabet

A.N. Can I just say that I appreciate that so many people love this book? Like, wow thank you so much guys! I honestly didn't expect so many people to like/love my writing. And I'm glad you guys are enjoying this book so much! That being said, I hope you enjoy!

P.S. I also decided to do a different AU this time to change things up.

A - AU (Random AU here, so like domestic, prince, vampire, etc.)

*Vampire AU*

In this AU, Host is (surprise!) a vampire. He is, however, respectful and doesn't wish to hurt anyone by drinking their blood. So, he won't ever force anyone to let him. He tries to control his hunger.

B - Best Friend (what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?)

Quiet, Host will listen to you rant and vent about all of your problems and then tell you what he thinks about it. He's great to go to for advice and he'll even love to talk to you about his new stories and other things.

C - Cuddles (cuddler? not a cuddler? maybe a cuddler? how would they cuddle?)

Oh, man. He's a little nervous when cuddling cause he's not too sure he's doing it right. So, you'll probably have to be the one to initiate it. During it, though his coat is soft, and he gives off such a calm feeling that it gets harder and harder not to fall asleep.

D - Domestic (how domestic are they? would they clean? cook? help you clean/cook? or would they just mess everything up lol

Well, uh, it's not really that easy for him to help around the house (since he can't see and all). But, he can try and make an effort to. Sometimes if you're really tired he'll use his ability to narrate a nice meal to just show up.

E - Ending (if they had to break up with someone, how would they do it?)

Well, he's certainly nervous about doing it. He'll try to do it calmly, and maybe even if it does get out of hand he'll narrate the person to be calmer.

F - Films (what kind of movies would they like? theaters or Netflix?)

Most likely documentaries. At least that's what he usually watches the most. But, he'll also like to watch movies or shows that you like from time to time.

G - Group Mates (how would they break the news to the group? how would their group mates interact with you?)

He would introduce you to the egos' he trusts the most not to hurt you. SO maybe, Bim, Bing, Dr. iplier, King of the Squirrels and perhaps a few others. When Wilford or Dark meet you he'll stay by your side the whole time, just keeping an 'eye' on them.

H - Hugs (how would they hug you? is it common for them to hug you?)

Don't surprise him! He freaks out if you just suddenly hug him out of nowhere. So, you have to make sure to ask him or at least do it slowly. Let him know that your there in the room with him and about to hug him. That being said, his hugs are safe and calm. You pretty much feel protected whenever you hug him.

I - Intimate (how touchy-feely are they? when would they become comfortable to be touchy-feely?)