Markiplier Egos x Reader

Chestnuts-King of the Squirrels

A.N.I'm sorry I didn't upload this on time. I had to go to my family's house and we didn't get home until really late. I wanted to upload this though so you guys could still enjoy it. This is day 24 of Ego Christmas. Hope you enjoy!

"King! STOP EATING ALL OF THE NUTS!"

Currently, you and King were in the kitchen making roasting chestnuts. After getting permission from Chefiplier you both got ready to roast chestnuts. Now if only King would stop eating them all before there was none left.

"I'm sorry, (y/n). But they're so good!"

Sighing you grabbed the remaining chestnuts from King. "It's okay, King. Just please stop eating them all cause then there won't be any left."

"But I can't wait that long. I want to eat them now!"

"All we have to do is get the nuts ready so we can roast them. Please be patient."

"Okay."

Walking toward the oven you pressed a few buttons to preheat the oven to 425. While you were on your way back to the chestnuts you grabbed a knife from the counter.

Using the knife you cut the chestnuts to make an x-shaped cut. That way they wouldn't explode from internal pressure when heated. You've seen them explode before and let's just say Chef was NOT happy.

While you were still cutting the chestnuts you felt someone put their arms around you and peer over your shoulder.

"King, what are you doing?"

"I'm just looking."

Still cutting you noticed King's hand slowly start to move towards one of the chestnuts. Moving your hand that wasn't holding the knife you smacked King's hand.

"Ow! What was that for?"

"You know what that was for!"

After you finished cutting all of the chestnuts while also keeping King away from them, you put them on a tray. After putting the chestnuts on the tray you set them in the oven.

"Now we wait."

"How long do we have to wait? I want to eat them now!"

"King, you already ate a lot of them."

"I know but they're just so GOOD!"

After a few seconds of silence, you glanced over at King and noticed him watching the chestnuts roast like a child.

"Hey King, did you enjoy baking with me today?"

Hearing you speak King turned his head away from the oven and looked towards you.

"I love baking with you, (y/n)! It's a lot of fun!"

"Aw, I'm glad!"

Walking over to King you dragged him to the doorway of the kitchen.

"Why did we go over here?"

"Why don't you look up and find out?"

Looking up King noticed a mistletoe hanging in the doorway. Blushing he looked back at you to notice you were smiling at him.

Moving forward you lightly pressed your lips against his. Taken aback King quickly returned the kiss.

Pulling apart you stared at each other.

"I bet you definitely enjoyed baking with me today now, huh?"

"Y-Yeah. Hey, do you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

All of a sudden what sounded like a huge explosion went off in the oven.

"HOLY SHIT!"

Running toward the oven you noticed that some of the chestnuts exploded and now the oven was on fire.

"Oh, not again!"

Running back to King you grabbed his hand and started running out of the kitchen.

"What about the chestnuts and the fire?"

"No time! We have to hide before Chef finds us and personally sends us to hell!"

Bonus:

Getting back home safely, Chef put his coat on the coat rack and walked into the kitchen.

"Hey guys! I'm home and I brought- WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY KITCHEN?!"