Cold-Iplier Egos x Reader

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In the iplier mansion, there were many ways to wake up in the morning. Most of the time it was because the egos were being obnoxiously loud and annoying. Today, however, you woke up to an awful feeling in your gut. You jumped out of bed and raced to the bathroom to make it to the toilet in time. You weren't expecting to vomit what you ate from yesterday this morning. After puking out everything you had in your stomach you slowly made your way back to your room. Careful not to move too fast to upset your stomach any further.

You laid back down and pulled the covers over you. Slowly, closing your eyes you decided to try to sleep the nausea away. It would have been nice if you weren't suddenly woken up by a loud voice.

"Oh (y/n), time to wake up!" Great, looks like Wilford came up to wake you up. It's a shame that you were already woken up by feeling nauseous. His yelling wasn't helping the migraine that you were slowly getting either.

"Wilford, please be quieter, I don't feel good." You rolled over to look at Wilford.

"DON'T FEEL WELL?" Well, that yell didn't help either. You slowly heard more footsteps rushing towards your room.

'Great, looks like the whole house heard him now.'

One by one the egos walked into your room to gather around your bed. It was Dark who spoke up first while trying to keep his shell from cracking too much.

"Will, care to explain to me why you yelled throughout the whole mansion?" The egos all looked towards Wilford awaiting a response to the reason why the journalist had yelled earlier.

"Cupcake here says she doesn't feel well." The egos then looked towards you, completely forgetting you were there. Bim spoke next.

"Is that true?"

"Yes, it's true. I don't feel good, so now can you all please leave so I can get some rest?"

"Let me run some tests. I am a doctor, after all, I know whats best." Dr.iplier moved to go near you but was stopped by Blue Google.

"You may be a doctor, but we are an extension of the Google search engine. We can simply do a scan and look up tips on how to deal with a cold." The googles all looked at Dr.iplier with a certain glint in their eyes.

"Well, I'm the doctor here so you, Cortana, can move out of my way so I can work on my patient!"

'Great, now they're all starting to fight.'

"Well, I should take care of them, since they're my Senpai!"

"I should be able to take care of them since I'm Bim Trimmer!"

"Oh please Trimmer, I should take care of them! I am Wilford Warfstache, famous journalist, after all!"

"The Host thinks he should be allowed to care for (y/n) since he is the most gentle and caring one in the room."

"Like hell, you get to care for them Host! You may be technically me, but I should get to care for them!"

"We should take care of them. Two people are better than one, right Jim?"

"You got that right Jim."

"I should take care of them. Squirrels and peanut butter make everything better." You grimaced on that one, food didn't sound too good at all at that point. Especially peanut butter.

"No way bruh, like skateboards and memes will make everything better. (Y/N) just needs a good laugh to get rid of the cold."

"Actually, if it's okay with you guys I'd just like to sleep for a while. You guys don't need to worry about taking care of me."

It seems your voice, however, was drowned out by their constant fighting. It looks like you weren't going to get any sleep unless they either quieted down or left the room. Over in the corner of the room, near the door, you saw that Dark's shell was cracking and he was slowly losing his composure. You needed them to be quiet otherwise Dark was going to have a fit. You were going to have to get their attention first though.

"HEY, BE QUIET!" Everyone in the room almost immediately quieted down and turned towards you.

"Guys, like I was trying to say before I just want to-"

You didn't get to finish your sentence, however, for the nausea came flooding back and you were suddenly reaching for the closest trash can to vomit in. As you were vomiting you felt someone holding back your hair and another person rubbing your back. When you were done you looked behind you to find Oliver rubbing your back and Red Google holding your hair. Dr.iplier quickly moved forward to help you lay back down. When you were fully back in bed the egos crowded around your bed.

"Don't worry (y/n), we'll all help take care of you while your sick." You looked toward Dark, who looked much more calmer than before and raised an eyebrow.

'Seriously, they're all going to take care of you, even after you just witnessed them all yelling at each other.'

"Okay I guess, but NO more fighting! I have a massive headache and you guys are just making it worse by the minute."

They all agreed that they weren't going to fight anymore for the rest of the day and instead, work together. After some more smaller arguing they finally agreed to listen to Dr.iplier, he was, after all a doctor. Dr.iplier slowly gave each ego a certain task that would help you feel better. Bim was in charge of making soup, the Author went off to get his pen and notebook to help make you feel better by writing it down, the Googles went to get some medicine for your migraine, Wilford went to get you some more blankets and pillows so you would be more comfortable, and Dark went to get a wet piece of cloth to put on your forehead. The rest stayed in the room and helped comfort you. The things they were doing actually helped a little bit. Soon you were feeling a little better and actually stopped vomiting. Not to mention true to their word they didn't argue once.

By the end of the day, you were close to being back to your own self but you still decided to get some rest. Bim suggested a giant cuddle pile which everyone soon agreed with. All in all, the day might have started out rough, but it soon ended just as amazing as any other day. And what better way to end it with a giant cuddle pile with all of your favorite egos in the world.

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