The Interview

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"It was an idyllic Sunday morning for the pack. Everyone was sitting in front of the TV and watching a mov-" Yoongi stood up, his eyes searching the room with suspicion and a little fear. "Who the hell is talking?" he growled. The rest of the pack looked just as bewildered when suddenly the window opened and a small girl climbed through with great difficulty. 

"IT IS I, THE AUTHOR!" the girl screamed, throwing her arms in the air like Jungkook did in his bunny costume in the Halloween dance practice of 21st-century girl. Everyone jumped up, bringing as much distance between themselves and the girl, everyone except Namjoon. "Hello, Marlena" he chuckled softly, staring at me with a mildly scolding look in his eyes. 

"Hi, Joonie, how's life?" The rest of the pack looked at the two people with confusion written over their faces. "Namjoon, you know this girl?" Jin asked, his voice a little higher than usual. Namjoon nodded, "Of course, she's the author. We discussed the plot before" he murmured calmly. 

"Author of what?" Jungkook asked he looked so adorable with his shook face. At the voice of her little angel, the girl whipped her head around so fast, she almost snapped her neck like Jimin in every goddamn music video. "Jungkookie!" she screeched and immediately rushed forward, engulfing the poor boy in a hug. He froze in her arms. "Do I know you?" Marlena furrowed her brows, lightly punching his shoulder. "Hey! I birthed you!" 

"At least this version of him" Namjoon quickly interjected, because the boy looked close to fainting. "Yeah" she murmured, then let go of them. "I love all of you so much" she then let out, her eyes appeared to be teary, but before anyone could say anything, she was back to her cheery and slightly weird self. 

"I'm not here to be emotional, though! I came with a mission!" she held her phone in the air, an app called Wattpad was opened on it. "I came to interview you all!" Everyone looked to Namjoon quizzically. Did they really have to obey this small weirdo with her red dyed hair? Namjoon nodded curtly. "Let's start with Jungkook and Jisoo, all right?" Jungkook nodded. He finally made up his mind, that the girl in front of him was harmless, so he took Jisoo by her hand and cautiously followed the cheery interviewer to their room. He did not even question how she knew that anymore. 

Marlena plopped down on the couch in the room, facing Jungkook and Jisoo who looked cautious at the end of their bed. "So, what are we gonna do now?" Jisoo asked the girl with a friendly smile. Marlena took her phone out of her pocket and unlocked it, going straight to her Wattpad again. "I would like you to answer some questions for my lovely readers, okay? Please?" The couple nodded and Marlena jumped in her seat happily. "Awesome!"

"Okay, first comment: What are your thoughts on puns? Yes, I said puns. If you are a punny person, say a pun. If you're not, still say a pun." she read from her screen, then looked at Jisoo questioningly. Jisoo blinked slowly, trying to process the weird first question. This was nothing like the asks you would answer in these friend books one had as a child. "Uh, they are puntastic?" Marlena snorted and suddenly Yoongi opened the door, glaring at Jisoo. "If your child's sense of humor will be as terrible as yours, I will not acknowledge it as my nephew or niece." Then he left. 

"Next question: How did Jungkook's tongue feel? Do you look forward to future pups? Tell the author to make us soft when the baby is born from all the cute and sweet scenes!" Jisoo blushed furiously at the first question. "I WON'T COMMENT ON HIS TONGUE! ASK HIM YOURSELF!" she screeched, but just as Jungkook opened his mouth to answer, she slapped on hand over his mouth. "Regarding the future pups, I would just be glad if this one would come out already." Marlena nodded, her face all serious. "Don't worry about the fluff, I will deliver, boo."

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