Okay so, I bought a Slytherin tapestry blanket from Amazon. It has the house crest on it and it just looks cool okay? I really like it. Well when it came in, mom was home. She saw I got a package. She's like "open it I wanna see what you got." I'm like "uhhhhhhh..... okay....." because I already know.
So I open it, get through the brown paper and the bubble wrap and boom, there it is, the blanket. Now it was fairly expensive. Like $35-$40. Okay it was expensive for me. Anyway, so she sees the blanket and she's like "oh a blanket cool, what's on it?"
I'm like, "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... it's a nerd thing." I don't want to show her what's on the blanket because I already know. But I start unfolding it anyway. So when I turn it she sees this:
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And she goes "EWW!"
She uh, doesn't like snakes...
And I knew that. Which is why I didn't want to show her. Just another one of my interests she can shit on. So uh, yeah.
