A Shitpost I uploaded on my Tumblr that (for some reason) exploded overnight
Christmas according to Voltron
//Shiro//
Hunk: Shiro, I think you accidentally sat on the mistletoe......
Shiro, looking at the mistletoe taped to the back of his pants: oh
Shiro, straight-faced: I meant to put that there, you all can kiss my ass
Pidge: *spits out eggnog*
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//Pidge//
Lance: Pidge, what are you doing??
Pidge, wrapping Christmas lights around her neck: what do you mean??
Lance: I mean why are you trying to hang youself with the decorations?
Pidge:
Pidge: so that even when I die I'll be the brightest Holt in the family
Shiro: Pidge nO
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//Hunk//
Lance: all our cookies have little words etched in icing on them!
Hunk: yep :)
Shiro: Mine says 'Best Space Dad'
Lance: Mine says 'Best Friend'
Keith: Mine says 'Best Furry'
Keith:
Hunk: my hand slipped??
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//Lance//
Lance, misteltoe attached to the front of his belt: ;))))
Keith: Lance I don't care about tradition I am not kissing your dick
Lance: ;((((((
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//Keith//
Keith: I hate Christmas
Lance, drunk off eggnog: who wants to watch me strip on the staircase railing!?
Keith:
Shiro: Keith no
Keith, clutching a twenty between his fist: Keith yes
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//Allura//
Shiro: Princess, why is there a bucket of rocks sitting above the airlock??
Allura, in her paladin armor holding her bayard: Lance told me of this 'Santa Claus'
Coran, freaking out while hiding behind Keith: He even sang this morbid song...how did it go??
Lance, sneaking up behind Coran, singing in a spooky voice: he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake~
Allura: *flings him across the room with one arm*
Coran, crying in a corner: what is with you earthlings and your terrifying customs??!
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