Lysol Isn't a Drug Matt (Crack! Group Chat)

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S T O P M E

YEET- Matt
YaBoi- Lance
Queef- Keith
Shitro- Shiro
CRYptid- Pidge
Sunshine- Hunk
KazooKid- Allura

KazooKid created 'SHIRO IS A TWAT'

KazooKid added 'YaBoi', 'Queef', 'YEET', 'Shitro', 'CRYptid', and 'Sunshine'

KazooKid -> SHIRO IS A TWAT

KazooKid: I want a divorce

KazooKid: I have been forsaken

KazooKid: F

KazooKid: O

KazooKid: R

KazooKid: S

KazooKid: A

KazooKid: K

KazooKid: E

KazooKid: N

Shitro: Allura let me e x p l a i n

Queef: why are you guys yelLING IT IS THE ASS CRACK OF DAWN

YaBoi: I am intrigued

CRYptid: ^^^hate to break it to you bud but this is not about Keith's ass

YaBoi: Yeah because there is nothing to talk about lol

Queef: hol up

Queef: did you j u s t

Shitro: Keith get the flyswatter

Queef: hold on a DAMN MINUTE WHILE I GET THIS STRAIGHT

CRYptid: *Gay

Sunshine: flyswatter?????

Shitro: KEITH HOLY FUCK FUCK GET IT N O W

KazooKid: I s2g Keith if you grab that thing I will shove it up your ass

YaBoi: but he's gay he would like that

Queef: shove it up my ass

Queef: I fucking d a r e y o u

Sunshine: what is going on????¿

Queef sent a video (1:36)

Queef: this

YaBoi: I'm not sure what's funnier,,, Shiro screaming like a little bitch or Allura vaulting over the island with a ladle screaming "eat shit Takashit"

CRYptid: I have been blessed

YEET: that wasn't a ladle you uncultured swine it was a fucking soup strainer

CRYptid: Matt,,,,that was a ladle

YEET: WHY DOES IT HAVE HOLES?????¿

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