During Science...
Ronnie: oh yeahhhh, Aaron's gone!!! So I don't have to sit between Aaron and Nate in gym!!!
Josh: did you say 'air in Nate'?
Ronnie: no... Aaron and Nate
Josh: oh, I thought you literally meant 'air in Nate'
Ronnie, Jello, me: *laughs lightly*
Josh: and if you say it quickly, air-in-nate
Ronnie: what?
Josh: urinate
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Teacher: are you guys going anywhere over Christmas break?
Josh: I'm going to my grandparents' house
Teacher: where do your grandparents live?
Josh: across the street

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