Meet Josh

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During Science...

Ronnie: oh yeahhhh, Aaron's gone!!! So I don't have to sit between Aaron and Nate in gym!!!

Josh: did you say 'air in Nate'?

Ronnie: no... Aaron and Nate

Josh: oh, I thought you literally meant 'air in Nate'

Ronnie, Jello, me: *laughs lightly*

Josh: and if you say it quickly, air-in-nate

Ronnie: what?

Josh: urinate

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Teacher: are you guys going anywhere over Christmas break?

Josh: I'm going to my grandparents' house

Teacher: where do your grandparents live?

Josh: across the street

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