Free(ish) block...
Ryland: Wait... Does that have gluten?
Teacher: oh yeah....
Ryland: *sips syrup from cup*
Emily: gross! What are you doing?!
Ryland: what- oh so it's not okay for me to drink it from a tiny plastic cup, but it's okay for you to eat it off of 3 McDonald's pancakes, which, if you look at the ingredients— IT'S BARELY MADE OUT OF FOOD
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Lucas: does anyone want syrup?!
Lucas: do you want syrup?
Me: ...
Lucas: well...?
Me: bish it's been 10 minutes where do you think all my pancakes went?
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School Stories
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