[Or at least some of them]
After School...
Kristen: Mr. Plow, do you have-
Mr. Plow: no, I don't have any money
Kristen: do you have-
Mr. Plow: hopes and dreams? Do you see me pushing this broom?
Kristen: um.. we-we can talk about that
In Science...
Jemima: Mr. V, do-
Mr. V: I'm not high, I quit smoking yesterday I swear
In Social...
Mr. C: WHERES THE "A" FROM?! THERE IS NO "A"
Josh: man, he must really hate it when people say "malk" instead of "milk"
In Science...
Ms. G: what- what are you doing? What are you- don't talk while I'm talking. What are you- are you comparing your band-aids or something?
Our custodian's last name isn't actually "Plow", it's just his nickname, since he shovels a bunch of the snow in front of the school, since we live in Canada it snows almost EVERYDAY.
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School Stories
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